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/All2/
An /All2/ has been created which shows all boards including hidden ones. All views (index, catalog, recent) are available. From now on /All/recent will not show hidden boards; for this functionality, use /All2/recent.
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/pony/ board
Move P13638 to /pony/ and ban all pictures of ponies outside /pony/. Don't hide this board from /All/ but don't make it one of the main boards.
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This site blows
But let's be constructive. What can we do to make it better?
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Is it just me [spoiler: probably is because of my unstability... ] or this place keeps changing every week?
It's confusing as *****.

I feel as if there are lot of newfags around here now.
Last week or so for example there was an annoying retard who couldn't stop whining about avatarfaggotry who's gone now.
Recently, there seem to be few anons who are quoting posts with >> instead of P.
Well, more activity is nice but... admin, are you on a shilling spree or something?
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Fun Allowed
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Reminds me of shopping
This place is just like shopping in Tescos, round and round unable to find the bare essentials because of the plethora of nonsense that no one is interested in bar freaky people and you end up coming home with one eight of what you set out to get, and where is the board for rubber ***** companions that i asked for?
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Boards board
How about a board dedicated to discussing boards which would be a board dedicated to boards or the ultimate - a board to do with boards? maybe a board...
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P13728
>namefagging on an anonymous imageboard
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they should rename /meta/ to /retardwojakspam/ since that's all there is on this board
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Why is there a retard wojak of me? Please ban this wojak from lambdajsplus. How dare you insult the Great and Powerful Trixie?
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please clean up /meta/
why has this board became a place for lambda*****s to spam that awful image mocking The Great and Powerful Trixie? /meta/ should be moderated just like all other boards (except /trash/ and /spam/ but nobody gives a shit about those).
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Delete every post by historicalfag and every post with a retard wojak. It is getting out of hand.
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>soymin
hires soydevs to host an ooonion and I TOOO PEEEE site.
>soymin
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Soymin
>hires soydevs to host an ooonion and I TOOO PEEEE site.
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This site is trash
You have to keep scrolling through those 300 posts just to read and reply that one "latest" post! Like P6773.


People here are dumb. Instead of creating their own threads, they create their own thread on an existing thread instead.
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>having a captcha header
>when captcha is never needed
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Remove all retard wojaks
Don't just spoiler them. Delete them. And add to the rules no more wojaks!
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P12690
P12784
P12842
Quit spamming retard wojaks. Nobody gives a *****.
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Is there a way to change the time zone?
It's only one hour backward. it's 6:08 AM here.
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P12557
Use the correct image, not the deprecated one please.
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Announcing /trash/.
/trash/ is where the cool ***** hang out.

Bookmark it, faggot.
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Congratulations! You've single-handedly filled /trash/ /spam/ and /all2/.
Meta question. Why are you doing this historicalfag? Do you get enjoyment out of subjecting others to your mentally ill drivel? Do you really have nothing better to do with your life? Everyone here views you with either pity or disgust. Seek help.
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their ant1-Wh1te campaigns*

The ant1-Wh1te admin of this site has created a mechanism to change how posts appear, but you can see it if you copy and paste.

I'm seriously thinking about paying someone to chop this *****ers hands off.
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[bold: Proposal:] Ban [bold: all] avatarfagging, namefagging, and blogposting. This is an [bold: anonymous] imageboard. Therefore, posts that go against the nature of anonymous posting should be purged.
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***** Lambdaplusjs
do not post on here
let us all boycott
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Suggestion: Retain all file extensions when keep filename option is unchecked
I just posted an .mkv and the file extension was stripped along with the rest of the filename.
I think the file extension should always be kept, even when the keep filenames option is unchecked, no matter what extension it is.
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Question for admin
A potential nanonymity-breaking question if you choose to answer it but you've been suspicious: are you hakase, or asukafag, or sakamoto?

You don't need to be specific, just "yes" or "no".
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I intend to continue this appeal every day. :D
1. Preparing a topic not related to mathematics

2. Making a thread on /math/ with the topic and a note "This is mathematical because... So admin, you shouldn't move this thread to any other places."

3. Ejaculating for the cute and cuddly admin moving the thread to something other than /math/!
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>Muh Rules:
>#1 ***** ***** and links to ***** ***** are not tolerated and will be deleted.

Why would you write it like that instead of just "not allowed" or "no illegal content"? Are you SJW?
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Admin
Don't be a pussy and delete this, too. This is a meme image from 2007 about a Japanese Shinto festival.
https://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/05/14/penis-ice-cream-nsfw/
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>censoring (((retard))) wojaks
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Random IP Banned
Now connecting to the chan is getting harder as fagmin secretly ban IPs. We have to click on the new identity button everytime we get "The connection timed out" error when connecting to Lambdachan.
Fagmin, Ill tell you what, this method never work as you may ban innocent people as well!
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P11443
Done, /All/latest and /board/latest now provide the latest post.
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>banning IP addresses
>on a tor-only imageboard
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Why are newfags getting so angry about tiktoks? They've always been posted and no one has ever had a problem with them.
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P11138
P11146
Seethe more.
Cancer shall be purged.
Plebs shall be oppressed.
Admin-sama did nothing wrong.
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text to small
I can barely see. Could you make it bigger, please?
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R.I.P. This chan
FAGMIN NEVER LISTEN TO USERS AND STILL LET SHITSPAMMERS AROUND!!!


You are pulling the plug.


I'm leaving
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maths and technology discussions only?
Are you kidding me? I am not a nerd!! Please add more boards
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BEWARE! FAGMIN IS A NACISSIST AND WEEBS
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FAGMIN ***** YOU AND YOUR SHITTY WEBSITE
SHITSPPAMMERS ARE STILL AROUND!
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Multiple images
How do you post multiple images?
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Is it illegal to discuss politics and current affairs?
If so, why delete the pol, news boards?
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***** YOU FAGMIN
KEEP BANNING ME FROM ACCESSING THE SITE. YOU CAN'T BECAUSE I CAN JUST USE THE "NEW IDENTITY" BUTTON TO CIRCUMVENT THE BAN.
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ouch stop touching me!
it tickles!!!!!!!!!!!
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>admin
<ackchyually it's FAGMIN cus dis an dat
>admin
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We're all normal*****s who like to make others angry right guys?
Let's try to make this board welcoming to cattle who like to post tiktok
Let's start with lot's and lot's of 4cuck type of threads. How about a desktop thread and a twitter screencap thread? Nothing wrong with that. And we can also post lot's of ***** cocks because there is aestheticism to be found in moral depravity...wait you don't actually take your privacy seriously right anon? That's kinda weird lol
We should also start posting reddit screencap threads and we should always mention redditors
We all engage in normalfaggotry but we're different to normal*****s because we just are okay

And admin we should stop filtering wojaks because we like to make others seethe because it's cute teehee
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P10014
It seemed to be derailing the thread, but okay, I put it back.
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FAGMIN ***** YOU AND YOUR SHITTY WEBSITE
SHITSPPAMMERS ARE STILL AROUND!
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newfag nano/pico refugee here. admin, what's the reasoning behind decision not to have a /pol board? or anyone whose answer isn't going to devolve into board drama
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I am going on a date with nice clothes
Jealous?
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Admin, could you intervene somehow? This is getting tedious and i'm not stopping posting these tiktoks, and he is clearly in DARVO attack mode. Sigh...it's just getting old
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What's the alternative onion again? Something with "lambdaplus".
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could you please start spoilering tiktoks
he won't stop
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Wordfilter suggestion
sister/sis/mother/mom/girl/woman/lass/lady/cunt/bitch/whore/*****/girlfriend/gf -> babymaker
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Untitled
Error 404
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Why I am the only handsome man alive on this planet?
Is it because I cleaned my toilet yesterday, I can cook or I always sleeping at day times?
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Posting on this website is like having *****.
You can't embed picture and audio in your posts like you can't put tickle toby into both holes at the same time when you *****. Also, takes sooo long (text-only posts take like 1 min). I probably am not a "quick" person as I am impotent. Come on! we need an ability to use two holes simultaneously! Why stick on reality, Admin? We don't need realistic experience!

[EDIT] And... one more thing... Fix the "connection timed out" problem and you will get more users! This is getting frustrating!
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Hi
Howdy howdy howdy?
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browsing through this site is like sailing a ship...
you rely on 3 or 4 (IF YOU ARE USING vpn) ship sails

"Connection timed out"
Ship is wrecked, ABANDON THE SHIP!

"400 error"
the ship failed to manoeuvre (not enough wind)

"loading (hourglass icon)"
sailing to the destination (subchans)

"reading up shitspammer / conspiracy theories posts"
Pirate ships passing by and they are shooting crap at you, sinking your ship (yes you need good cannons for these)

browsing on clearnet sites is like you are siling a motor boat (it's blazing fast!)
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YES! THE SITE IS BACK!!!
I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH ADMIN! The only Darknet social media I can use.
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Going to move explicitly political threads to /free/ or /trash/ for now. May relax the policy later.
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Free is trash 2
What's with the disgusting roast beef trash and constant reposting of poorly edited avatar shit? If they are allowed to shit up free, at least move all their trash from user created boards/All to free.
Their posts are nonsensical and literally add nothing.
>- *****ographic or distasteful images will be spoilered.
is this no longer a thing? Or did it never apply to free?
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fail
./database.lua:89: not an error
stack traceback:
[C]: in function 'error'
./database.lua:89: in function 'transaction'
/srv/board/Source/post.lua:325: in function 'f'
./common.lua:15: in function <./common.lua:15>
[C]: in function 'xpcall'
./common.lua:15: in function 'handle_errors'
/srv/board/Source/post.lua:380: in main chunk
[C]: at 0x559c324e72a0
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you missed a couple of mine, fagmin
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Does DMCA fall under crimes that aren't permitted?
>Using lambdaplusjs to commit crimes or post personal information is not permitted.
Does this mean we can't, say, post the link to download a full episode of a copyrighted anime, or are only more serious crimes like dealing drugs, bombs, *****, telling everyone when exactly to murder their ex-wife, etc. forbidden?
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>dead b-black people
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Tarrant
P8882
I'd rather not have pro-terrorism meme dumps here.
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ISSUE#1: I am sick of this
I still can't see the text! Why is the text so small?
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No hellish and awful meanies allowed on this board
Free heatpads given upon request. Play safe and stay warm and cozy in your pink bubble of magical protection, frens!
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admin is champing at the bit today
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P7789
Why do you keep reposting retard wojaks? You're the only one who likes it.
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send all GNU+Linux interjections to the trash
Every *****ing Linux discussion

>someone says Linux regardless of whether it's about the kernel or Linux distros
<"I'd just like to interject for a moment..."

It's gotten old.
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People are silly
people thought moon landing was real, covid 19 was from the lab and titanic sunk! Actually not! Moon landing is fake! Titanic was an unsinkable ship, Gravity doesn't exist, earth is oval-shaped and Covid 19 is from a 5.5G masts (yes, a secret Chinese microwave transmitter!)
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Ponies
Ponies like in P6975 should be deleted
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Why no banners?
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I see that Lambdacahn is now under the Federal law enforcement traitors control since they're obstructing communications again.

The fusion centers exist to coordinate election interference through communication obstruction, every one of you will be shot and killed with your *****ren for it if the USA survives, and if it doesn't you ***** aren't going to get into the surviving Western states. We'll be waiting to murder your ***** in the airports and throw their bodies in the dump.
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Reports thread
Here you can report threads, posts and files that should be brought to this chan's admin's attention. He again didn't ask for this thread but he's again gonna get it anyway.
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Purging Nanocancer
It's real this website is being invaded by shitspammers. How can they stop this without sacrificing anonymity? I have a few ideas.

1. Require a captcha that shitspammers and newfags can't understand. This could be a math captcha or an inside meme.
2. Require that all new threads must be manually approved by admins before they are made public and delete all threads that are rejected instead of sending them to /spam/ or /trash/. This would only check for spam, *****, toxic 4chan speak (like "MUH ANONYIMETAH!") and low-quality bait.

And how the ***** is P7682 not deleted?
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Admin can't count to 8
Ha ha ha ha

>page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 ... 9 10
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SAGE
normies tra lalalal ponynanofaggotwojak tralalal taking obvious bait as if you were posting on 4cuck tralalal
Pretending to be retarded is still shitting up the board. Kill yourself
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this imageboard becomes worse with everyday textwalls and threads like this
ffs
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>[bold: LAMBDA***** IF YOU ARE COMPLAINING WHY ARE YOU ON HERE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN ***** OFF]
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Imageboards are dead/glowy, IRCs are private, forums are dying - 12of7
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, anyone gonna invite my ass or what?
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wojaks
Why do you censor wojaks admin?
Do you know who else censored wojaks?
don't follow in his enjoyment of live
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admin-sama headpatting thread
*headpat*
itt we headpat adminsama becuase adminfunctor is very kind
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"im a boybutt addict. im actually not even gay, i really hate faggotry. but im addict to boypussy so what am i to do?"
- the admin of this site
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Killing this site
When's it going to happen? There's nothing that can be done to stop it as far as I can see.
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/r/ switch from lighty to openbsd httpd
I read lighttp a few years ago and it was a crapshack then.
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Admin, I've been thinking
You like to ***** your power, right? Right. So I thought: why not ***** your power for good? Protect the denpa from the meanies who denp***** him. That poop has got to stop. In the name of micromanaging.
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LaTeX
P1913
>Challenge:
>Render LaTeX fragments (without javashit)? Orgmode does it. I think I just want l+j to be emacs.

It's definitely worth doing. On the other hand the prospect of running TeX server-side on user input terrifies me.
I might have to +js and run JSMath server-side via node. But even that might be vulnerable to DoS attacks.
Any other ideas for rendering LaTeX in a secure fashion?
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The admin of this site is a man who is interested in anorectal violence with other males only. Also known as a faggot.
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why doesn't silverware sorter implement pink text? i mean, he *is* a tranny faggot, right?
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silverware sorter strikes again
P5440
>there are no native peoples in a perfect communist society
trash
P5330
>feed me ***** semen
not trash

tells you everything you need to know about who runs this site
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lol
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Quote button
Cam on admin, add a tiny bit of javascript to insert quotes and stuff.

Also add a button to pop out the post form, because the only way to do that now is by pressing 'reply' which is not intuitive.
And add some CSS rules to see which post is targeted, because the page can't jump down to the last posts if it's already scrolled to the bottom.

All is provided in attachment related, so if someone really wants it, they can paste it in greasemonkey or whatever.
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/All/ is basically just /math/
cringe and trannypilled
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Is lambdachan admin a power *****r?
Cast your votes!
This is the thread where we decide the fate of the admin
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How do I reply to comments? I click reply and doesn't do shit
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Why is (((math))) listed on the /All/ page but not /free/ you freakin nerd!
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Fleshing out the rules
After going a while without a real ruleset, I think it might be a good idea to write up some rules so everyone knows what to expect. This is a draft, which I'll post to /Guide/ when finalized. What do you think? Any suggested changes?

----

Applicable to all boards:

- Posting or linking to ***** *****ography or nudity is not tolerated and will be deleted.
- Criminal activity and doxxing are unwelcome.

Applicable to boards shown on /All/ (not applicable to /free/, /test/, /spam/, or /trash/):

- Threads about these topics will be moved to /trash/, as will significant derails into these topics.
+ drama imported from other sites
+ identity politics
+ ***** with or attraction to real *****ren, or whether *****ren can consent to *****
+ complaints about the site outside of /meta/ (may be moved to /meta/ if sufficient substance)
+ posting to a board to say its topic is uninteresting
+ threads created to insult users

- The following types of threads or replies will be moved to /trash/:
+ very low quality insults (e.g. certain 4chan memes)
+ posts made for the purpose of making people see distasteful images

- Flooding and advertisements will be moved to /spam/, or to a designated thread such as the board ad thread.
- Threads or replies with little or no content will be moved to /test/.
- *****ographic or distasteful images will be spoilered.
- Off topic threads may be moved somewhere more appropriate.
- Multiple threads about a topic may be merged at the admin's discretion.

Rules are subject to change at the admin's discretion.
All moderation activity can be viewed at /Log/.
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Related to boards
I only see 6 or 7 boards shown and easily accessible. I don't see other boards.
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Expanding to the clearnet
Would there be any objections to me setting up a domain on the clearnet to access this site?
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where log @
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New attempt at improving dark mode color scheme
Thoughts? Suggestions?
previous attempt at P920
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>UPDATE threads SET max_bump=NULL WHERE thread=n
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whats this site
I found this site in a file name on an image what can I do here is it similar to 4chan?
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Free
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Hey guise!
/b/77559 -> Nanonymous 2021-11-16 17:36:03 No.87152 [D]
I added I2P:
https://l7jqnz3yfe2wtwietafoieadmgqbu7dcmzmey63ktbjtxal3he4a.b32.i2p/All/
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what's the name of this chan?
z5lc-chan??
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making /free/ a hands-off board
I'm going to try ceasing moderation on /free/ other than removal of ***** and other legal / questionably legal stuff. It will be removed from the overboard index and catalog, but added to the top bar.
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Message to the admin
Can you make it so that doing this:
>>850
also work for quoting someone instead of only
>>P850
working. Thanks.
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Setup guide
Is there a guide for installing this imageboard software?
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black pelo on i2p
discc
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background color of this site
i don't like it. it looks like the color of a hospital room where old and sick patients wait to die.
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wtf?
What happened? Did the database get dumped or something?
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git repository
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desperate shilling of your dead board on picochan lol
Admin, you look so lonely and hungry that I made you a fresh pie, straight from the oven.
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Possible solution to the spam question
Maybe move obvious or suspected threads like >>>/meta/P20 to this board, and auto-delete after n time. That way, if there's a dispute, it can be addressed and negotiated and possibly moved back to the original board instead of admin or mod unilaterally making that decision.
Most real spammers are hit and run anyway, so this approach should probably work.
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So, basically /Log/ becomes the new and true overboard.
Got it
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lolfail
SQL query executed: "WITH a AS (SELECT column_id AS b, old_value AS c FROM mod_changes WHERE action = 5 AND table_id = 1 AND row_key = 27) INSERT INTO threads (board, original_board, thread) SELECT (SELECT c FROM a WHERE b = 'board'), (SELECT c FROM a WHERE b = 'original_board'), (SELECT c FROM a WHERE b = 'thread')" by admin at Wed 2021-11-03 14:14:19
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