I've been finding myself ordering cocaine for myself on the darknet over the past few years. I've found that at times, it gives me a kind of mental boost that tea and coffee do not. Partnered with a drop of alcohol however, the euphoria starts to lift me off of the chair that I sit on and everything becomes fantastic.

3.5 grams of high purity cocaine can be obtained (mailed) right to your doorstep within a few days for $150. It's definitely high purity because my buddy Chad (not his real name) without even a caution to the wind reached into his pocket and revealed his credit card. He then proceeded to prepare, by all metrics to be a huge line that he railed instantly. The man, after around 15 minutes had elapsed, started sweating profusely, so much so he demanded to lay in my shower with ice cold water spewing from the faucet, mainly targeting his head, as he said it felt like it was frying.

Don't even make a saucepan reference you *****ing asshole, after around 2 hours of him insisting that he be sprayed with cold water, he started to calm down.

Can I become the local cocaine kingpin or something? Even though the man nearly died he still asks me to procure him some, albeit it being watered down first.

sweet another toofast.vip thread

>I've found that at times, it gives me a kind of mental boost that tea and coffee do not.

You're trying to addict people to sell your crap.

>Can I become the local cocaine kingpin or something?

No. Because local mafias kill other street dealers in their territory to get a captive market of druggies. At most you could supply people you know. The moment you start cold approaching people on the street, a Mexican kid will pull a gun out and shoot you dead for the Mexican cartels, along with all the Blacks because they assume they're drug dealers.

>3.5 grams of high purity cocaine can be obtained (mailed) right to your doorstep within a few days for $150

What a rip off. Cocaine and caffeine are about the same cost to produce. Imagine paying 150 for 3.5 grams of caffeine powder, which is only about 7 cups of weak coffee in caffeine amount.

If I was a cocaine addict, I'd just plant the stuff in some unused place. I doubt anyone would know what it was anyway, then periodically cut some branches and hang them in my garage to make cocaine tea.

You'd have to be a trained botanist basically to even recognize this plant.

You could run a landscaping business, plant cocaine everywhere you work and trim it to collect the leaves, and chances are no one would even notice.

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intredasting. I own a house in the country, if the plant doesn't require much care I could do it.

>after around 2 hours of him insisting that he be sprayed with cold water
That doesn't sound like cocaine.

The one thread this fits in and I forgot it.

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yes boomer, you go get into cocaine, you go do that

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Probably a wise solution?

Where do you even find good drug sites and dealers on the darkweb anymore? Ever since Dread and all the other long-running sites went down nobody seems to be able to keep any good sites online for more than a few weeks

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>Don't even make a saucepan reference you *****ing asshole
ok i actually laughed aloud
which is rare these days

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>where
i check dread and use daunt.link for site links. usually after a few orders they give you a private mirror to access the site anyway. archetyp and drughub seem to be the go-to's, drughub being my current favorite due to archetyp's current downtime.

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>use daunt.link
try toofast.vip cakes.lol or packets.cc

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looks like he is wearing fishnets

i would love to get on the cocaine train but im too busy voyaging the full spectrum of foods, and cant see myself completing this journey for decades
today is halloween so me and my daughters went round our high street neighbourhood for no less than 2 hours and look what we brought home

pumpkin pie, pumpkin spice pancakes and bacon, pumpkin gnocchi with creamy spinach sauce, pan seared gnocchi in brown butter and sage, with roast pumpkin and garlic purée [homemade], pumpkin rolls, pumpkin coffee cake, pumpkin whoopie pies

i just cant wait to get home and enjoy pumpkin cinnamon bun, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin bread, pumpkin cornucopia cannoli!, pumpkin sourdough chocolate chip bread, pumpkin perrogis, pumpkin cheesecake with ginger snap cookie crust, a pumpkin crème brulée

then tomorrow for lunch ill have pumpkin cupcakes, pumpkin scones, pumpkin flan, pumpkin muffins, pumpkin pancakes and quench my thirst with pumpkin spice lattes

i don't know what you're getting at but this is what pumpkin pie actually looks like

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based

all these

had chicken and chicken pot pie just to not be completely oblivious of thanksgiving
no eating turkey which tastes like shit just to go along with the theme