LMAOO

starting off with a sorry to whichever suffering king might be goofing enough to actually read this retard yapping so if you aren't havent already banned me thank you im just being a hopecel here‍♀️

so like a list of why i'm not a threat to anyone and how really almost any guy here could easily mog me, i'm completely down whorendous for incels which is goofy ik, autistic + autistic nerd (already over), hopeless romantic, maxxed out without face chemicals only gets me to a solid 5/10 on a good day, mentalcel, suttercel, ropemaxxing expert, borderline anorexic, literally only 1 irl friend, addicted to spotify, being a quarter mixed middle eastern gave me a goofy ass nose, awkward, basically a female incel in most ways (literally embarrassing too like bro had one chance) no eye contact, no posture, literally plays roblox, literally plays goofy princess dress up games, watches anime so it’s over, classic femcel tbh not special at all, delusional, debilitating religious trauma, suck at socializing, literally a quiet kid, anxiety disorder, homeschooled by my religious freak abusive family in elementary which ruined any chance i had, desensitized since the ripe age of 7 (it's been over for me), borderline stalker sometimes if i wasn't female id be canceled so fast, only chance in college is a cliffmaxxing major, wearing some sims looking outfit every day like an npc, cut off by literally 90% of my family now, body type is basically an airpod so again over, older sister mogging me in every possible way since day 1, literally an emo freak in denial, school is my final straw reason to rope, no confidence and rightfully so, most guys (and girls so no chance at coping and faking bi*****ual) just ignore my existence anyway which is why i lurk around here because im that desperate to just watch male activity. Im a clown; laugh at me bro, full time bodypillowmaxxer, music taste would get me thrown in a rehab center, has been rejected multiple times by the worst of the worst bro so really no hope for me, probably a voice cel as well, tried to cope with speech correcting therapy and still gets vocally mogged by minnie mouse, hair is a shit rat hive nest and still my best feature, shaking in my bunny slippers while writing this up but let me cook, in conclusion there’s actually no hope for me so please let me cope here without being labeled one of them goofy ass bluepillers. Ik im testing my luck but please
and please don't try yapping at me that females get an automatic romance pass like bud i can't even look a male in the eye for 2 seconds idc if that makes me a "volcel" it's impossible for me atp and it's over dude just another clown in the clown world

this is all just a massive cope to not rope not trying to make someone catch a case literally just want a space to cope anons please

P72210
There are no girls on the internet. You are definitely a tranny. [spoiler: prove me wrong with jpegs]

***** with . *****ren

P72222 (checked)
>There are no girls on the internet.
I don't know about that. OP's style of bitching and whining does seem awfully female.

P72210
Misery loves company and you're welcome to suffer together with us malecels.
Ignore the (woman)haters and don't doxx yourself. *hug*
I find it endearing when females infiltrate male spaces.
If nothing else it hints that they do care about lost males, and want to reclaim us maybe.

P72228
Why are you simping for a tranny.

P72226
You don't need to be female to be full of soy. Look at literally every /tech/ thread we have.

P72225
Your bikini loli ***** is missing a dimension.

P72210
Just because we don't care doesn't mean we don't understand. It sucks when the best partner you can reasonable expect to get is so bad you'd rather just be forever alone.

>Why are you simping for a tranny.
I desire to comfort whoever seems like they need it.
My monkeybrain trying... and failing... to scratch others' backs.

P72230
Is LaCroix still around? LaCroix if you're reading this, *hug*

P72235
Denpa?

P72210
cute post
but shit like this why i break lines in my posts
almost impossible to read
i was gonna give a proper reply to this, but it honestly feels like a repost from somewhere else
so i wont say anything else until OP posts again and proves to be a real person
P72228
>I find it endearing when females infiltrate male spaces.
what about males infiltrating female spaces?
i used to do that and it was kinda fun
girls are alright
P72230
thanks but not me
my bait thread is P68812
baited them so good the faggots are still posting a month later
i didnt even need to samefag to stir the pot, i left lambda for 3 weeks and it was still doing iron man number on its own
P72235
>Is LaCroix still around?
just check the logs
she isnt
i bullied her into oblivion

P72235
>Is LaCroix still around?
He/him will posting between -6 or -7 utc offset when they get off work

P72242
That's not very Denpish. You never read him denouncing the concept of helping or caring about someone else? Just like his fellow attention whore.

P72491
Not very denpish really is not very denpish

>hopecel

please, be a saucepancel. It will make things better, no matter where you areand how badly you are being treated...

>i'm completely down whorendous for incels

But I'm down "whorendous" for 50%-discount sausages as I could get as many as I would like. They are also meaty with pinky heads to suck and munch, like ice cream.


>autistic + autistic nerd

mild autism ith better, my dear femorb...

>maxxed out without face chemicals only gets me to a solid 5/10 on
a good day

The legends said it was better to go "natura". Like my pebbles...

>i used to do that
That is correct. He did.

P72235
>Is LaCroix still around?
She posts, yes.

P72554
>She posts, yes.
How do you know? Where is she?

P72561
inside pagmin's juvenile orb box

P72222

There are no girls, there are SAUCEPANS!

P72225

OVER MY DEAD SAUCEPAN FIRST!!!

P72561
Here - P68861

>she
Riiigghht.