P24238 a board game? Nice!



Video-games are for transgenders....

Oh dear, I have been waiting for ages, still no activities...

>There's a shitload of forks though
spoons master race

>There's a shitload of forks though
spoons master race

P24341

P24338
>its good to grow new braincells
I wondered what kind of seeds was required to grow ones...

P24424
>i heard you can play Elona on phone too.

Could you give the number, please? I would like to dial and play the game of yours...

*give me the number...

P24703
>beat
How many strokes? 24?

P24716
wtf?

P24716 Why did I use crappy stock photo when I could use higher quality picture? Being normies sucks...

took a while to extract that pic though P24720

P25783
Why would you use cucumber to cure autism, my dear? Shouldn't they use some kind of opium to treat their patients?


Sorry, I am not a mad doctor so I have no expertise...

P25795 Rest assured, my dear, the future is just a nanosecond away

P25981 discrimination really is discrimination

P25980
>wending machines
Did you mean: Vending machines?

P25999
>i will try to kill them and use their stomach to make a water container and dry their meat
It is not a good idea to use Lambdaplusjs to commit crimes, my dear...

P26014 Excuse me, what is a zombie?

P26017 It is a bloody zombie! Twat!

P26019 Are ye from the future?

P26112
>God i *****ing hate ants so much it's unreal.
Must be those domestic ants from the Mars...

P26111
What is GG?
Great Goy?

P26120
>text run
You must be busy block-printing stuff

P26120 Oh and one thing: Don't forget to shower!

P26125 Please, install saucepans...

P26125 P26124 Please, install saucepans...

P26125 P26124 Please, install saucepans...

P26196 you must beware of the mud otherwise you would get sucked into the sewer which made you look miserable!

P26266 You may need a vaccine, my dear, since the pestilence had been gaining strength and nearly reached its fullest development.

P26275
>I was practicing tailoring
Did you make any historically-accurate Regency / Victorian tailcoats? I gave ye blokes a copy the patterns once (on Lambdaplusjs)....

P26277
>bows are mostly useless, at least for fighting. They are decent if you don't want to waste ammo on meek animals.

I see, you blokes have shown admiration of hunting on Lambdaplusjs

P26280 I agreed. Reading is great for your brain not this soy stuff

P26283

useless post really is useless post
what is minmaxxing?

P26287

When the lab is radioactive, it farts....

P26295 Please, be content of your "compost"

P26301 Ne, it's another gibberish, effortless creative writing...

P26299
>teleporters
I would set the stepping to 0 to avoid travelling to the North Pole

P26316
>molotov wont work
Try copper saucepans

P26387
>a i find that the demons are actually tougher than the boss too
Also, I find my weight is actually tougher than the boss

P26389 **and demons

P26394 Yes! And the demons....

P26408

Calm down, my dear. All those ponies and traps aren't gonna help. Just keep calm and answer the following question:

What is FEMA?

P26405 I always have shadow with me, even my onions...

P26417 war really is war

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P26511 yes, it is strange to play Chess without tyles, my dear...

P26530 blacksmith really is blacksmith

>what is parachutefag?

P26551 Did you just said "pee"? Oh dear, I may have to clear up the pot of mine as it is getting so tight here. Oh should I see a man about a dog, should I just sail to NI or should I just let the holy fluid goes here in my --erm-- ... I may get afflicted with cholera but I am not sure when. the pestilence is probably flying with my saucepans now...

P26621 The book of fabrication is important as it teaches you how to make yarn from mustard

P26685 I say!

P26723 Same here, I once got a new wheelbarrow and turned out that it was a cop's one. I got jailed with two-year of hard labour (luckily I bailed out)

P26893
>i actually found a house with a workbench
Great! Now make me a sandwich. Otherwise, you will be my supper...

P26899
>the past
Yes, seconds ago

P26942 You may need a nice pair of goggles

P26942 what is str bc?

Is that SVT?

P26987 No they mean Bicameral Network

P27062
>Car

I hereby inform you that motor cars are phony.

P27132

>you will need to dissect their corpse for useful shit
>the higher your medical skill the better

Psychopath really is Psychopath

P27340
perhaps you could be a manager of turf.

>Battlefield
Public park may satisfies your needs.

The yellowish watery substance can be seen wherein her dexterity has plummeted as the calls could be heard from a distance. I may require to unclog the throat.
P24238

P27150 P27342

P27403
>Reading your walls
Dont forget to the windows as well!

P27403
>I was trying to fight of my hallucinations
Please, quit doing drugs.

P27416

>i brought their corpses home and now i need to butcher them and hopefully they have normal meat
BUT I *****ING FORGOT WHERE I LEFT MY BUTCHERING KIT
My humble suggestion is to bury them, my dearest (violent) orb...


>i killed a swat zombie and his armor is p decent while not being too cumbersome

Did you hit it with a saucepan?

P27500

You could borrow my bag...

P27504 I put rock and roll into rock and roll. I got bog and roll.

bog and roll really is made out of bog and roll

P27504 I put rock and roll into rock and roll. I got bog and roll.

bog and roll really is made out of bog and roll

P27506
Je vois que tu l'as posté deux fois.

posté est posté P27509

>no chitin farm then
Ne, only Kiwi farm

P27558
>instantly killed by a mi-go
I already killed myself with rope and cravat

P27558
>it had very few zombies
>and only a few hazards
and the blobs from CBBC

P27625 What is cdda?

P27625
and I just derailed my own post recently

P27638 We had cyber now we have "cyborgs"

My saucepans are touching grass now!

wrong thread, sorry

P27763
>sorry for not posting
Sorry for not posting... I was sleeping...


sorry for not posting.com
sorry for not posting.saucepan

P28144
>fun shit
my dear, please do not play with the compost! I earnestly request! It is ill-mannered and deceitful!

P28430 So HOT!!!!

P28597
>the weapons with cool techniques are all heavy and slow tho
Yes, but I found potato guns are heavy and tasty at the same time.

P28766
>i just used zones to load all the items
Did you happen to load saucepans into your truck as well?

P28783 What is mongolian interface?

P28783
>i found a "foldable bicycle" thingy in a debug spawning menu but it seems like it can't be crafted

Do they have foldable saucepans? In case you want to cook (or, even better, to fly)

P29184
>i remembered i hadnt finished looting the entire lab yet
What? The last time, you were not brave enough to loot the abandoned kitchen just because there were a flock of flying saucepans hidden everywhere.


Those saucepans were mine, tee hee....

P29337

>idk i don't there are best weapons here
even the flamethrowers and 80mm rocket launchers have their own shortcomings
the nagita lacks armor penetration and bashing damage but it's still *****ing amazing

I would stick to Potato Guns, thanks..

P29337 Are you going to loot the abandoned mansion tonight? I dare you to do so...

As I have placed severed French aristocrat heads everywhere (and you wouldn't want to loot to cocinatorium either)

P29337 Are you going to loot the abandoned mansion tonight? I dare you to do so...

As I have placed severed French aristocrat heads everywhere (and you wouldn't want to loot the cocinatorium either)

P29388 injury really is injury

P29406 PREP THE ER!!! Murphy, don't forget the bandage!!!

P29405

>btw you must have some cough syrups
Could I use Strawberry jam, my dear?

P29417

>There were some fungaloids around my home, but I killed them, burned the fungal beds and washed myself, so I don't think they contaminated me.

Now you have committed homicide (again)!

P29446 Oh yes, my dear. Since the my cake has finished baking

P29510
>i went thorugh all my clothes
Do you have 1860s men's frockcoats?

P29511

>brb
Now you have just burped in front of me!

>ok so with smoked sausages alone

did it fly? Mine once flew with the newspapers and saucepans. Now its gotten better as I chained the saucepans and the newspapers together and read the digitally scanned newspapers (on Lambda) instead....

P29518

>1860s men's frockcoats
I see, you've quite decent taste

P29550
blah blah blah really is blah blah blah

P29554 SOOOOOOOOOOOO HANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDSOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!

P29551
>in total, over 100 shots
>thats a type of ammo id like to make more of

Were they made of potatoes?

P29559
>you can just throw *****ing rocks and they should do like 30 damage
the same way when I ride my saucepan to the church. I threw rocks at the coons waiting to be sold (those were the days when slave trade was a thing). Today you would only see ***** trading Pokemons. Can you prod Pokemons with a hot iron? NO!!! They aren't even tangible!!!

+190 spoon expertise
-20 Energy
-2 Mood

P29570 blah blah blah blah blah really is blah blah blah blah blah

P29576 SOOOOO HOT!!!

P29578 I love that frockcoat

P29664
>just make a boat, tard
Boat? *laughs* I am building a steam vessel now.

P29677 if gig was iggy ig at eggy it is edgy at the gig

P29689

>but i do know that one bomb can do it
You wouldn't need a bomb, my dear. As I have baked potato.

P29697 HOT!!!

P29713 The Earth is not flat, my dear >i was messing around with the settings and i made the cities way too *****ing small
most cities are like 7x7 at best

P29727
>games *****ing amazing and it's in space
Depends on what kind. If you play "soy" kind of games like Videos Games, You'll get nothing! If you play games like Scrabble, you will learn / build new vocabularies every day which is beneficial.

P29727 Video games make you more visual, thus, you are stupider than persons who don't play video games. Video Games also incite violence amongst *****ren and *****s, causing more mass shootings at schools.

P29810 what is aurora4x?

P29806
>zombies are so retarded
Why need an expensive weapon then? Just hit their heads with a saucepan.

P29764
>proprietary trash
So do your avatar, my dear. Get yourself a nice dress and crinoline

P29819 Handsome

P29833
>engine with a bunch of mods
Why don't fagmin use that to combat spams instead of hiring mods?

P29833 autismos really are autismos

P29833
Mr. Sage is not retard

But you, who are spamming Lambdaplusjs with *****ish, low-life "Japanese" cartoons, are!

P29839

>meido

is that some kind of watermelon?

P29967 you said I was a cringe normie as if you were not one posting that retarded japanese cartoons

P30004 spat dumbass

P30056 Did you ask the corpse for permissions? If not, ask the corpse politely. The folk who is staying next to my grave have to ask me for permissions when he is about to do certain things (like borrowing my head)

P30133 Yes! You can! (with rope).

P30530
>gitting gud
>gut

It would come out of your stomach...

P31022 are you a phoneposter as well, my orb?

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P31100
>maybe im dying

Don't worry, my dearest orb. This century, I have already died three times.

P32055 what is LAN Party?

Lulu's Anal Nomad Party?

P32161 its the eggs

gaymes really are gaymes

P32374 I prefer vanilla cake with chocolate chips

P32374

>you have hardware or openGL rendering on?


Yes, its the spoons.

P32374 Saucepan doom would be more appro!

P32594

>multiplayer seems gigaposed tho
>>pose
Is that a dancing game?

P35491
>yea im p sure to butcher you actually only needed butcher

Are you trying to say that butcher really is butcher?

>p sure

could be g sure