feeling mad depressed just want to feel love and warm embrace ngl tbh

*sigh*

P82250
stop being a cunt tbh

P82308
being a dickcel is depressing
idk how much long i can go on

You just haven't had your coffee and nicotine yet.

*sigh*

P82316
bruh i havent seen that show in ages it almost feels errry lol
thos are the two worst things for a dickcel (me)
i guess sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet

P82316
Love that show, and The ***** Ones.

P82322
>The ***** Ones.
nvr heard of that one

P82320
>you just gotta bite the bullet

Yeah in between your teeth is da best bet

rude

P82326
agreed its even worse when majority are npcs with popcorn brains
feminists talk about equality be it dont mean shit
mens health is not prioritized at all only womens (prostate vs breast cancer)
being a dickcel is worse then racism against blacks and "women inequality"
being a dickcel is worse then being trans also since mental illness is promoted and accepted

P82320
P82329
I'm unsure if this thread is a shitpost or bait.

I'll give my two cents on the matter either way.
Women now will call anything small thats may not actually be small because of their instant gratification lifestyles
Lots are just trash that dont even have good pelvic floors due to being inactive.

1. Just ask women/girl if they are vaccinated against covid [spoiler: litmus test]
this is to filter to them out even if its just a hookup or fwb or serious interest

2. Go for a yoga chick as many I have been with say they practice tightening their pelvic floors

P82333
>1. Just ask women/girl if they are vaccinated against covid [spoiler: litmus test]
This is not the filter that you think it is. It doesn't filter for quality women.
Unfortunately there are many wrong ways to arrive at the correct conclusion:
- they believe in medical quackery like crystals, and essential oils
- they believe in woo like astrology and tarot, and the signs said not to take it
- they are oppositional-defiant and knee-jerk refused, just like they will refuse to do everything you say to do

P82335
>It doesn't filter for quality women.
Only low IQ foids took the heckin vaccinerinos

>just like they will refuse to do everything you say to do
Women have rights you know its called free will
While I agree they shouldnt be aloud to vote (votes with emotions [spoiler: voting is $laves suggestion box]),
Anything that is forced will collapse whether it is a relationship or WEF forced Digital-ID to use public WiFi McDonalds new bugs menu

P82335
One dimensional yeah its good thing so you seperate the wheat from the tares like your yourself.
All you see is all you see people like this are stuck in the matrix with one dimensional thinking.
>- they believe in medical quackery like crystals, and essential oils
aroma therapy does work crystals are not bad either
protip: quartz crystals store energy and are conducters of energy
look up crystal clocks, quartz crystals coils inside vapes, and 5D optical storage made with fused quartz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5D_optical_data_storage
https://www.theverge.com/2016/2/16/11018018/5d-data-storage-glass

>- they believe in woo like astrology and tarot, and the signs said not to take it
astrology is real but tarot is fake and gay
>- they are oppositional-defiant
this is comming from a bpd person who is an expert in everything in psychology but can't fix themself lol

- Crystal radios
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=fLVCqZGpv3U
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_radio

- X Ray Crystallography
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=05uZ3QIDRlU&t=236s

>Gets graphene clotshot instead

P82333
well idk what to do at this point
little to no experience with girls/women that i should for my age (not a virgin) like just ***** a few times
at this point what is a man even worth with penis that is only 4 inches hard
i hate smartphones and these whole dating apps (are anti-private and cringe) idk how to meet people
thinking suicide is best way to go at this time

sad thread ngl

P83027
idk maybe i should rope after all

Did OP rope?
I couldn't imagine being a dickcel considering small dicked men serve no purpose in life.
I mean you could be born blind or have some other handicap or nerf in life so...

P83013
>at this point what is a man even worth with penis that is only 4 inches hard
Well if you have money you could try PRP shot with a stretcher and a pump.
If your still in puberty you could try hormone replacement and a stretcher and a pump.
Otherwise idk where you will ever find a girl that will love you in this life.
If you are OP, which I assume you are good luck ig.
lol I doubt there is any REAL girls on this ib that could give you an opinion/reply that isn't from man.

P83962
most likely roped
small dicked men are genetic trash so who cares

P83967
thats mean and what about asians?

P83972
it means OP should KYS!

P83979
[bold: a.] should OP kill themself

[bold: b.] should OP not killthemself

P83979
[bold: a.] should OP kill themself

[bold: b.] should OP not kill themself

.b

a.

I say a.

what a *****ed up thread and its not even denpa this time by looks of it

P83988
b. cause there more to life then ***** fr

a. or s for spit

do they give out free hugs in your country?

P84035
i think OP commited sudoku whcih is prob their best option ngl tbh

P84042
F

or are you op and a dirty lil liar? :3

P84049
nah dawg my pp is not smol and a borderline micropenis ngl ;3
idk if 4 inchs is even a micro or not since (((they))) keep comming up with different statements
just like what is whats not safe and effective fr

P84096

aren't 5.5 inch avg. penis size?

P84097
who knows dude women suck
op is better off being gay since aids is like getting a gold metal

P84097
Over 6 inches
Over 6 figure income
Over 6 feet tall

Welcome to the current year nanon

P84100

lol how did you know i was gay?

P84097
it is
feels good being abv average ngl

P84129
can smell it through the screen
use lume ffs:

https://lumedeodorant.com/

I *****ing hate my life so *****ing much I'll kill myself in April I'll livestream it using ninya's anonstream wish me luck!

P84097
Will a girl really turn you down for ***** or being a FWB if you have a 4 inch peener or is this only a white girl issue?

P84239
tbh most likely they will but idk why tho ?
if women like to use minicomputers like [bold: PDP-11] then...
idk why women wouldn't like other microsystems like a micro PP
same goes for drugfags and microdoses fr

P84527

agreed. Centurion is for faggots with micro PP

P84527

or worse The BBC Micro

p84528
What is Centurion
links plz sir

p84529
>or worse The BBC Micro
Well BBC One is pretty nice to watch ngl

>>P84527

>and microdoses fr
If small pills (drugs) can take you to the moon then why cant a small (penis)?

P82250
You won't find it on an anonymous imageboard tbh. Try to leave your home/basement/lair and idk have a walk or even meet with someone irl. This may sound stupid to you right now and won't help right away, but is the best path forward.

Alternatively look for long-term social relationships online with like-minded people. This imageboard doesn't count, because almost everyone is *****ing anonymous and the board is too slow for meaningful conversation. (Pseudonymous is OK)

P84907
>idk have a walk
just went for over an hour walk
still depressed
walking makes me depressed
cause it makes me realize how everyone hates me
and how everyone hangs out with everyone

>even meet with someone irl.
dont have a smartphone and pretty sure everyone hates me ngl

P86962
Walking won't do it. You have to skaaaate!

P86963
whats ironic is i only have a longboard

P86963
cute panda
reminds me of panda eyes ***** get wehn you ***** them a lot

P86965
That works. Hit the hills. There's a pump-track on the other side of the city but I've not been to it yet.

P86970
This. I can see why men (m) claim to be women (f). Basically, it's like starting with DLC.

P86969
>There's a pump-track on the other side of the city but I've not been to it yet.
yeah here in new jersey there is no such thing
>enjoi skate deck
why that brand of all things?

P86970
P86978
Yeah and that woman is really a man in P83219

P86985
Your prob is u dont dress to impress
Like u didnt even add a image to the thread so what do u expect?
Most the [people] have clickbait attention span so by not including an image your doing yourself a diservice unless u dont care unlike like Yuki who is trying to get the gayest body count with bouts of low energy

P86985
I'm guessing he bought that one for whatever reasons, maybe because they are popular and in the shops, but it's probably the most expensive thing someone I didn't really know just gave to me.

P86970
skill issue tbh
P86987
yea but not really
that thread got attention bc roro was oversharing
this newfaggot on the other hand, has zero idea what drives activity in this site
its not 'boohoo im depressed' or 'uwu im a girl'
its 'heres my entire life story and everything wrong with it'

faggot larper sothe

P87013

a larper really is a larper

P86962
Goes for a walk... once.

And even walking regularly won't magically solve your problems (though also won't hurt). Depression is a result of chemical mess in your brain so no telling what will work on you.

If you don't have ideas what to fix in your life yourself, I guess you can try drugs (like actual prescription drugs) or therapy.

>it's depression, it's yo brain chemistree, take a pill and shut up.

>oh, da pill doesn't work? Go for a walk den! That doesn't work? Yo just have a badd additude.

It's not depression if you're sad about real problems in your life and don't know how to resolve them.

>you don't have enough money to live and your mafia leaders are tap dancing on stage saying it's the BEST ECONOMY EVER, it's clearly a medical issue or you just being a loser that can't deal with THEIR life problems.

**Politicians look to the public to solve government caused problems from outside the government, then order them murdered if they try.**

>President to the crowd: Why aren't YOU fixing the problems MY MAFIA caused? Oh, I can't help people that can't help themselves!

It's not depression, you're living through the end of civilizations globally due to the spread of a new and more sophisticated form of corruption that wipes out populations more efficiently than anything before and you as a civilian didn't wreck the economy, you didn't undermine community or society, you didn't take any bribes or rob anyone. You're not to blame, you're not the one at fault.

Your problem is there are bad people around you and they have hired worthless idiotic goons to terrorize the population and defend them from justice. They have disrupted necessary elements of civilization that support human life and they'll die too with all their *****, but you'll die first in this case.

P88252
I literally suggested a different order - start by fixing your diet, health, lifestyle, sun exposure. If that doesn't work consider taking a pill (I would never do that, because I'm stubborn, but that's probably the smart choice).

>It's not depression if you're sad about real problems in your life and don't know how to resolve them.
Being suicidal literally is a mental disorder. Not even saying this in a derogatory way, literally by definition a healthy organism won't try to end itself. And this is not about problems - I assure you le *****s in africa have way more problems than the average finnish *****ager, and yet the later tries to an hero himself orders of magnitude more often. And the opposite - many popstars and holyjew actors suicided, even though they could literally do nothing and comfortably NEET from their savings till death of old age.

Not sure what my point is. Realising your problems are largely internal won't help you in any way, but may be a good start.

P88222
>Goes for a walk... once.
try a couple weeks almost every other day

>or therapy.
***** therapy?

P88257
8/10

P88411
>Being suicidal literally is a mental disorder.
yes and no.
men have largest rates cause we built/build civilization and other factors that lead to them being more suicide rates then women because they have it harder even NEET men have it harder then NEET women.

>Realising your problems are largely internal
how do i get over havin deeply rooted/inbeded in my mind that women will never love me because of my 4 incher
have literally turned down interests since puberty because of it

P88626
try a loaded gun

P88626
>deeply rooted/inbeded
run windows defender or use virustotal

P88626
>men have largest rates cause we built/build civilization and other factors that lead to them being more suicide rates then women because they have it harder even NEET men have it harder then NEET women.
True.

P88636
well memed

P88626
OP you should colloquially kill yourself like the little bitch you are

>>P88720

nah start cutting yourself like that attention whore in other thread fr

P82250
You will never be anything whitey we taking all your women from you small dick loosers

P89061
***** off faggot
big thingz come in small packages
just like source code = smaller the better
just like drugs = smaller the better ie (tabs of acid)
just like flash storage = smaller the better

[bold: 4 inches are enough!]

>[bold: 4 inches are enough!]
yeah babies come out of there so what

Why is op so insufferable its like they are almost lain or something?...

>>P88411

>Not even saying this in a derogatory way, literally by definition a healthy organism won't try to end itself.

Wrong. Communal species will sometimes off themselves intentionally so the group survives. When there is significant adversity for the group and it seems like the group will be better off without them, members start walking away to die in the woods.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altruistic_suicide

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_suicide


>And this is not about problems - I assure you le *****s in africa have way more problems than the average finnish *****ager, and yet the later tries to an hero himself orders of magnitude more often.

Do they? Africa seems to have a much more satisfactory condition for life, which is why they're having more *****. The average *****ager in the West don't have a future because of housing rackets and dead job markets and many of them know it. I knew when I was a *****ager because I could see what was going on.


>And the opposite - many popstars and holyjew actors suicided, even though they could literally do nothing and comfortably NEET from their savings till death of old age.

You're assuming a lot about the lives of celebrities that committed suicide, assuming they actually did. You don't know what troubles they faced.

>Africa seems to have a much more satisfactory condition for life, which is why they're having more *****.
So why isn't everyone flooding into there instead of neo-America and other formerly White places? The so-called "migrants" seem to go only one way.

P89741
more like there is only a kind of migration that would surely increase viewership and engagement

Most happy countries are homogenous, Caucasion, and capitalist. These results are older, but more modern results are similar.

Poor Afghanistan. All they do is blow themselves up with Islam. Giblets everywhere.

P89061
Is a below average penis even that big of a deal for a women?
Is a below average penis really that big of a deal realistically for op or are they right to be depressed?

I wouldn't know since im average so yah know everything is gucci.

P89851
It's not the size matters but how you use it.

(heard that twice)

P89851
>Is a below average penis even that big of a deal for a women?
The woman will not be seeing your penis until it's seccs time so logically it doesn't matter at least until afterwards

P89763
I'm surprised the poojeets are so unhappy when they invented spirituality

P89881
>I'm surprised the poojeets are so unhappy when they invented spirituality
You ever read pajeet spiritual texts?
It's not really happy. All of it including Buddhism that has origins from India is basically a death cult. Don't follow Indian religions. They're shit.

P90036
Actually I listen to a lot of stuff on Buddhism and I find it comforting idk. Might become a monk after I've finished my shitposting

>So why isn't everyone flooding into there instead of neo-America and other formerly White places? The so-called "migrants" seem to go only one way.

Because despite having better living conditions, Black Africans are ethnonationalists by and large and just harass and murder foreigners and because the "Western" mafia governments are paying people to move into the West using wealth they stole from the Western population to get backing from enemy national governments.

In many African countries they can live a normal life, start a family, etc.. But they make even more money if they successfully colonize the West, because their governments coordinate with the Western mafia and force Whites to pay them to move in.

https://worldmapper.org/maps/births-2020/

This is the actual map of the best countries to live in (if you're that ethnicity), with size of the country representing the number of births per woman.

Where the birthrates are low, represented by a smaller depiction of the country, the government is genociding the population and cannot sustain the life of the population.

The Western academics see almost everything in materialistic measure, but when it comes to something as simple as whether or not you can afford to live and support a family being the primary index of quality of life, they completely disregard it and focus on subjective measures of happiness scores, not whether you can afford to live.

The Western states under these globalist mafia are among the very worst places to live in the world, unless the criminal government is handing you out wealth transferred from the other people there.

The globalist mafia stays in power by giving away White people's stuff in exchange for support by foreign mafias. That's why Trump handed out even more shit to Mexicans while just lying to Whites. He needs to stay out of jail because he's a ***** predator and racketeer that's stolen probably over 20 billion dollars personally during his life and embezzles trillions of state funds for the Mexican cartels, Israeli mafia, etc. to obtain their political objectives.

The quality of life is WORSE in th West than basically anywhere else in the world, but it's selective. The other countries, despite the globalists claiming it's an open world, are not accessible to Whites unless they have enough funds to hire private security to avoid being murdered on the streets.

P90056
>I listen to a lot of stuff on Buddhism and I find it comforting idk.
The buddhism that gets packaged to the west by English speaking Buddhist monks is pretty much missionary propaganda. True Buddhism is about embracing death and disowning everything because everything is mara that is meant to keep you trapped in the material plane. What this means is that no marriage, no property, no body care, even no food.

I tried to explore Bussyism but gave up because of how a lot of things made no sense and I got bored.

P90202
>The buddhism that gets packaged to the west by English speaking Buddhist monks is pretty much missionary propaganda
There is actually a monastery in my country founded by a student of Ajahn Chah, a very famous Thai monk. I can't say whether his brand of Buddhism is westernised or not, but it certainly follows the teachings of the Buddha, as they are responsible for maintaining English translations of the Sutras. I think to myself that no matter how difficult things get in my life, I always have the option of going to that monastery and just becoming a monk if life gets too hard. It is a comforting thought although I think I'd rather do it in the future when I'm old, I still have things I want to do as a layperson

sorry bro love is reserved for girls, *****ren, and chads..

P90247
What I have said is the utmost basic Buddhist shit. If you want to make fun of me then you're the one that is looking retarded by not even knowing something basic like this. The end point of Buddhism is death.
The other sect of Buddhism is a cope.

>True Buddhism is about embracing death
Heaven and 69 virgins are also all about embracing death
>disowning everything because everything is mara
mara shmara but isn't that true?
>What this means is that
no marriage
based
and they still score more astrology hoes than you do
>no property
based thieving technique commonly practiced by religious charity organizations
>no body care
>even no food
i am sorta kinda a monk myself
But is the "no food" shit even true? Christcucks and mudslimes also practice ritual starvation from time to time just like buddhists trying to abstain from breathing air and shit, but didn't buddha say some shit like "mind and body are inseparable" and isn't his most popular quote ever is "a healthy mind dwells within a healthy body" and don't monks do like sports and shit, i've seen it all on TV it must be true.

I've known christian monks who obsess over drinks and food, they love to cook and feast

P90257
>What I have said is the utmost basic Buddhist shit.
yea? and where did you learn that?
<inb4 wikipedia

P90299
You know, they teach me this in school.
Like how water is made of hydrogen and oxygen or how plants synthesize food with sunlight and oxygen.

P90316
like how they teach about that cake that got baked with 6 million ingredients in a big oven?

P90318
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy!
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake

P90328
i hate that i have been psyopped into knowing this song

>>P90215
>sorry bro love is reserved for girls, *****ren, and chads..

What the dooth you talking about?

>You know, they teach me this in school
Well your school ain't anywhere near as credible as hollywood movies

P90389
FACTS!

P89879
+25 HP
+10 XP
+5 MP
+4 PP inches

P90397
+99 ***** images

where do i go to get pussy (meet women) that isn't bars or on apps?
how do you anons even do it these days?

P90562
>how do you anons even do it these days?
*****
find a woman on the street and lock her in your basement

P90566
good luck anon

Haven't coomed in over +4 weeks
when do i get over the no fap flatline phase

>>P91383

>Haven't coomed in over +4 weeks

Unironically, not masturbating or having ***** makes your dick shrink over time.

You got duped.

P91384
>not masturbating or having ***** makes your dick shrink over time
bruh idk about op but I get better erections now since nofap

tfw when you bork a conversation with 10/10 women that started a convo with you that always smiles at you

Her: are you new to the area?
Me: No, what about you
[bold: Me:][spoiler: No, just isolated myself for years cause of depression and health issues not cause of covid-1984]
Her: No i'm not new either
...

>>P91432

>bruh idk about op but I get better erections now since nofap

That's probably because your dick shrank and now the blood supply is more sufficient.

Did you measure before you started?

I'm unironically telling you it makes your dick shrink to not have regular erections.

P92060
So morning erections are not enough lol

thread theme song /watch?v=eT0YSnpVQ8c

*****ing hate everyone to be honest
Seriously I dont know how I'm gonna heal when im surrounded by people that bad mouth my name and act all clicky AS *****ING ADULTS EVEN!

BTW ***** you wine mom sipping NPC cunts i hope you croak from the clotshot tbh

really want to shoot myself

P92054
>[bold: Me:][spoiler: No, just isolated myself for years cause of depression and health issues not cause of covid-1984]

same anon same

P92180
same

This thread makes me depressed just reading it

P92085
bruh is this real or what?

>>P92337
>bruh is this real or what?

Prob some troll waering froak coat tbh

P82250
The vast majority of suicides are caused by being on antidepressants then going off. Two means of prevention:
1. Stay on your antidepressant jew pills.
2. Never take jew pills to begin with.

The ship has probably already sailed on option 2. So now you have to wean yourself off. Buy pill splitters and start reducing your dose until you can safely stop taking them.

Do not legitimize your thoughts and emotions. They are not you, they are not yours, they are the indirect product of chemical interference with your natural brain functions. Once you safely end the chemical interference, they will be gone.

P92582
>vast majority of suicides are caused by
Anti male support
Men account for the most suicides

I would say jewish programming of women is what is hurting men

where op go?

P97270
to Valhalla

P97270
Into the Inferno.

(Captcha is D4MHDD. Spooky)

P97277
Prob reading this:
https://archive.org/details/the-dictionary-of-body-language-a-field-guide-to-human-behavior-1