Yuki P31201 Lambdaplusjs Dulm.blue Datamining Bread link reply
Dulm.blue is a site with a few good datamining tests centered around IB culture. The datamining the Agency is interested in conducting ITT involves how much of a boomer you are and how much of a normie you are.

The boomer test entails 20 questions asking about a few of your interests, what technology you use, along with a few other topics concerning the society around you at the time of your youth. From there, it will try to guess your age and give a quick description of the generation it assigned you to, as seen in my attached result [spoiler: (It guessed that I'm over a solid decade older than I actually am, lol)].

The normie test entails a total of 41 questions that are split into three parts. The first part concerns your perspective of the world, which is used to determine your place on the Y-axis. The second part concerns the actual level to which you are integrated in or outcasted from society, which is used to determine your place on the X-axis. The third part is pure datamining, and is, so we've been told, to make the test more accurate. You will get a result like the one I attached, with both a graph and a description of the category you fall into.

The tests can be found here:
https://dulm.blue/normie/index.php
https://dulm.blue/boomer/

Unlike IDRLabs, [bold: both tests on dulm.blue are free of any JavaScript requirement whatsoever], with no need to employ elaborate OPSEC measures or toy around with scripts in order to take it. Therefore, you can give your data to my agency without fear of being glowed by any other agency.

Together, we can compare and contrast ourselves with other lambdanons while giving out more and more PII for uh, science and stuff.
P31204 link reply
The boomer test is quite... accurate, right down to the age.
Don't wanna share the results lol.
I got sperg x -7.5 and y -1.5 btw.

>proto-millenial
OH NO NO NO
P31206 link reply
P31201 Nice deanonymising techniques, Juki. I will never click on the links of yours, although no Javascript is required to access.
P31253 link reply
Here are my results
>Gen Xer
Wtf, I'm more than two decades *****er than that. The description is completely whack too. Is it the fact that I read the newspaper that confused it?
>Cool normie
That's pretty on point. However, I don't really "stand my ground" as much as I avoid confrontation.
P31257 link reply
P31204
So weird.
I tried the test again, and now I get a more accurate normie test result, but a completely confusing boomer test result.

The description for failed normie hurts.
I'm the architect of my own destructive expectations.
Yuki P31280 link reply
P31206
Meanie. My agency wants data on as many lambdanons as possible, you don't know how much you're hurting my salary by not complying.

P31253
>Wtf, I'm more than two decades *****er than that. The description is completely whack too. Is it the fact that I read the newspaper that confused it?
I have a feeling the test is going to shoot up the ages of most of us here, lol. Perhaps the test adds a lot of years to your age if you say you don't use any social media? In that case, it could make the test think most of us are older than we actually are based on typical Nanosphere OPSEC.
>>Cool normie
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[spoiler: Did you notice that for some reason the X and Y values don't match which category that goes to on the graph? Maybe that's where the third part of the test comes into play.]

P31257
>Failed normie
I thought that was the category you were going to fall in when I first made the thread, and was a little confused when you got the same category I'm in lol.
>The description for failed normie hurts.
>I'm the architect of my own destructive expectations.

Don't take the descriptions of literal meme tests too seriously, lol.
P31318 link reply
>X - 5.5
Y - 9.5

Party dudes, sometimes referred to as Brad, are a few steps away from being Chad, but aren't due to laziness, or they've already peaked and are destined to be a Brad. They're better than your average normie, but are shadowed by Chad.
Typically bullies plebs to one-up everyone to get closer to being Chad.

based... i guess
12of7 P31411 link reply
>The test estimates you are born in 1981.
>42 years old

waaaaaay waaaay too far off, by 25-26 years off.

>X - -0.5
>Y - -7.75
>Edge Lord

Yup, basically from the explanation it's basically me without some of the bits.
I quite am an edge lord from when I was born lmfao.

eighterway, does anyone here have a spare AK by any chance? I'd like to go to Ukraine, that's why
12of7 P31413 link reply
forgor to put the edge-lord's text, here you go
P31625 link reply
im p sure i took this test b4
i think i got normie or was it failed normie?
maybe lame normie?
something like that
anyway, later (tm)
P31833 link reply
lol you nerds think it guessed your age wrong?
it overestimated my age by 3 entire decades
prolly bc i said i dont own a phone (too based to be a *****mer)
>you became an adult when synths became popular
i just said i played synths bc i couldnt say no instrument thats the closest to the music flash games i played as a kid
and as for the normie test
*****ing hell, almost dead center
i got cool normie, but im actually in the borderline between cool and lame
with only a very slight antisocial bias
i think it means im actually a giga normie
idk why this test doesnt have an "average normie" area at the center
P66006 link reply
> eighterway, does anyone here have a spare AK by any chance? I'd like to go to Ukraine, that's why
P31411 Haha American faggot, I see you didn't seeing as you are not dead. I would say kill yourself but you will probably be killed in a mass shooting so no need.
P66058 as expected link reply
[spoiler: yuki pls still give me a good night kiss despite being a wizard]
Yuki P66347 link reply
Damn, it's been over nine months since the OP already. [spoiler: The ***** have I been doing with my life?]

I retook the normie test and got Wizard this time, though very close to the borders with Edge Lord and Sperg. Comparing this with my result from nine months ago, I've gotten slightly more socially integrated, but have a significantly more antisocial attitude. It's fairly accurate both in the result itself and in measuring how I've changed.

As for the boomer test, I got the exact same result as before (as expected).

P66058
>[spoiler: yuki pls still give me a good night kiss]
Haha, of course, lambdanon.
[bold: *kisses cheek*]
[spoiler: Where are my (You)s? ;( P64686 P64688]
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