pantsu, report status!
denpa, report status!
LaCroix, report status!
Yuki, report status!
Also awaiting status reports from lain and Lynn!
*headpats in the blind*

Not everyone likes that sort of thing. As you know - and that appears to be why you do it. Lolsigh.

Belittlement and funny nicknames.

P73864
[bold: Historicalfag is ADMIN!!!]
If you tranny mods and regulars haven't figured it then idk what to say

This is when they spam images they have it set to not go over 32 MiB limit
^^^
>P73916
> 14.2 MiB
> 13.1 MiB
= 27.3 Mib

>P73915
> 5.84 MiB
> 7.38 MiB
> 6.26 MiB
> 7.43 MiB
=26.91 MiB

>P73914
> 4.56 MiB
> 4.91 MiB
> 5.80 MiB
> 5.11 MiB
=20.38 MiB

>P73903
> 8.88 MiB
> 9.53 MiB
> 9.72 MiB
=28.13 MiB

>P73901
> 7.72 MiB
> 7.25 MiB
> 8.19 MiB
> 7.27 MiB
=30.43 MiB

P73922
perfect sense
can't argue with that
gottem

P73929
indeed

senob8worc$/ppa.hsac//:sptth
https://github.com/the8woodcutter

[bold: *headpats back*]
Status: Yukihell

P73922
[bold: *bites probable bait*]
*****, 32 MiB is the limit set for [bold: all] posts here. Of course his spam here would stay under that limit. Part of the proof that the admin of Lambdaplusjs Two is Historicalfag is that /newsstand/ posts there often go [bold: over] the limit (among other things, like the admin always knowing when to lock and unlock the board for new posts and the pictures being posted too fast for them to have been uploaded over Tor/I2P based on the posts' timestamps).

P73867
P73868
>that appears to be why you do it.
You're wrong. Proof: I don't headpat the meanies.
>Belittlement and funny nicknames.
There's humor attempts here and there, sure.
But the headpatting itself is serious business.

P73913
I always liked her sister more. Less cold of a person. *headpat*

P73949
>Status: Yukihell
Sounds like a warm place with lots of horny women and zero boys!
[spoiler: You know my PGP key if needed. *headpat*]

I was shifting through old shit and I remembered about this shitpost.
Turns out I'm the OG headpatter.
Checkmate footfags.

Didn't know that gravurefag was so unfathomably based

P73972
How monstrously we've been deceived! A headpatter in headpatee's clothes!

P73978
>Didn't know that gravurefag was so unfathomably based
Because nobody could google the watermark from one of his images to find more. That would be impossible.

Damn pantsu it seems you have a dedicated hater.
I shall christen him "byeforeverfag".

P73997
>Because nobody could google the watermark from one of his images to find more. That would be impossible.
I've only ever posted a watermarked image once (slipped up). Then again, I welcome impersonators to produce more chaos. You just got the schizo wannabe here P73999 and here P73998.
>google
Literally why.

P74000
Sad thing is he probably thinks his comment has any effect.

P74002
It does have an effect: makes him feel better.

P74003
I'm pretty sure I know who he is so I'd believe that it makes him feel better given what I know about him.

I'm curious pantsu, what other golden nuggets of wisdom have you found while "shifting through old shit"?

P74009
>golden nuggets
Most are ひ・み・つ
I have these that I never ended up posting.

P74011
Needs more b's and f's.

P74012
P74013
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-by-b-b-b-b-b-b-by-b-b-b-b-b-bye-e f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fo-f-f-f-f-f-f-for-f-f-f-f-fo-fo-for-fore-f-f-f-f-fo-forev-ver.............................................................................................................................................................................

byeforeverfag I ask you to please leave this thread, thanks.
Or I will have to notify the yuki of your uncomfy attitude.

P74019
ask idoru***** to leave this PLANET

P74019
also why should i care if you tell the boyrapist anything

P74021
Why are you so mad at him?
Maybe you can make peace.

P74019
tbh, I had been ignoring him but he might make a good toy.
Or maybe he's the same guy screeching about reporting site to the FBI.

P74023
he is a wannabe ***** rapist who seeks attention and validation

P74024
>B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bye f-f-f-f-f-forever.....................

P74026
What did pantsu do to you? Be specific. Tell me where he touched you.

>idoru
Now that's a word I haven't seen in ages.
Did someone just wake up from their grave after 2 years?

P74008
>given what I know about him.
bouts of low energy

P73972
cringe and not comfy

P73864
>pantsu, report status!
>denpa, report status!
>LaCroix, report status!
why they are all not comfy unless you are pigger or a *#@!&$%

>Yuki, report status!
>status reports from lain
their the same person so status report should be moved to spam for duplicates

P73954
>Sounds like a warm place with lots of horny women and zero boys!
Don't know about horny w*men, but there are assuredly no loving boys for those in the Yukihell state.
>spoiler
[spoiler: Pass, but thanks.]
[bold: *headpats back*]

P73999
P74004
P74011
P74015
P74021
P74022
P74026
That's a lot of malding.

P74085
You pick the weirdest quotes from me to make into memes. Surely I've said cringier things than this and "with JavaScript disabled" that you could spam about instead, right?

>Moved to /free/ by Jewki/lain at Wed 2024-01-24 07:55:41 because indiscriminate link spam

japan jew really is japan jew

P74116
Then we must make them comfy again. You too.
>their the same person
Citation needed.

P74157
I'll provide my arms if your primary objective is to make lolipantsu comfy.

P74158
I was thinking more of head-patting than head-axing.
Sorry for the misunderstanding. :)

P74178
The axe is for the meanies.

P74179
Now now, meanies are people too, allegedly.
How you been denpa? Missed you too.
[spoiler: I won't *headpat* you if you dislike it]

P74026
>attention
Said the guy chimping out all over the site?

P74187
It's true though.

P74203
Try again.

P74026
People come to online discussion forums and assimilate in these groups for that exact thing, to seek attention and validation. I'm sure you're just in here for something else because of how you behave.

P74180
>Now now, meanies are people too, allegedly.
Allegedly, yes.
They're something else in human bodies. You know, like Replicants or the ones in Invasion of Body Snatchers?
I don't even know how to come to terms with the existence of meanies. Some of THEM fail the adaptation, like this little girl called Genie who failed and can never learn her first language because of isolation, but some succeed in emulating human behaviors that there's no Voigt-Kampff test that exists yet to bust them out. Wolf in sheep's clothing.

>denpa
Who is that?

>denpa
>Who is that?

- U0YKNAHT0N
https://inv.nadeko.net/channel/UCqfHQDUjK49FbPxrOFu0SeA
- introducing The Denpa Webring
https://invidious.privacydev.net/watch?v=yBT1m_Y8dQg

P74178
>I was thinking more of head-patting than head-axing
Meanieposting on /comfy/ violates the NAP.
Head-axing is therefore fair game.

P74273
P74274
Move to /hell/.

P74272
>You know, like Replicants or the ones in Invasion of Body Snatchers?
Good movies. But yeah psychos are scary.

>I don't even know how to come to terms with the existence of meanies.
Frens! Frens are the antimeanie and meanies are the antifren.
And just like matter vs antimatter in the Universe, the quantities are not equal.

>>denpa
>Who is that?
I forgot sorry, denpa is dead.

P74278
"If you McKill your enemies, they will McWin."
-- Donald McRonald

P74285
It's not just the psychos.
There are a lot of sussy amogus among us that aren't violent but inhumane. What if I'm sus?

>Frens are the antimeanie and meanies are the antifren.
An anti!?

Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule. -- Dubbha.

P74299
>that aren't violent but inhumane.
NPCs they're called. Powered by herd AI and remotely controlled when necessary. Avoid at all costs.
>What if I'm sus?
No, you're not. The NPCs don't come here. Unless (((they))) created infiltrator units. Which is why we headpat people, to check.
>An anti!?
Where?
*morphs into Agent Smith*
Mr. Andersonnnnn

>Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule. -- Dubbha.
Truth.

P74305
NPCs are stupid, not evil. They're just golems and sheeps. What about the wolves and the Mr. Andersons that want to delete you?

Oops, Agent Smiths*

reporting in

sorry i took so long ya'll i tried sleeping innawoods again for 3 days
actually it was cold at night and i wanted to go back and spent the 3 days figuring out how to get back

P74307
>What about the wolves [...] that want to delete you?
What about them? They exist with the sheeps blessing.
I think it's human nature to always find a group of people to hate.
Also maybe without hatred to oppose, love alone would be meaningless.

Why are you all wasting your time with the retard? All he wants is your attention and validation.

>Ax
You misunderstand, he just wanted to ax a question.

P74315
>Why are you all wasting your time with the retard?
Is it really wasted time if we're healing him?
>All he wants is your attention and validation.
Might be the path to the meanie's heart!

P74318
Some people here have demonstrated that they're irredeemable.

P74322
Name the names so that the tactical headpatting squad can prove you wrong.

P74324
Drama not.

P74318
>Is it really wasted time if we're healing him?
only karma heals people so the ones that need to be killed will be soon

P74325
>Problems!
<Where?
>Can't say! Drama!
OK.

P74327
Klaus Schwab? Bill Gates? Elon Musk?

P74330
Yes, + some of the people in this thread

P74332
You can take the elites but the headpatees are under my protection. Good luck!

P74324
Not me but P74325 pretty much.
You can see that one of those individuals has arrived.

P74335
ok lacroix

P74324
Redeem soymin.

P74429
is dat a ref to how fagmin got hacked?

P74429
This guy's videos were fun tbh

P74453
aint arround no more?... i havent consoomed vids in a min

Headpats are cool and all that but this is on another level.

P74486
What do you mean?

P74486
That blowing kissues > headpatting.