Seriously Linux is the worst kernel ever.
>no we dont need the init system during boot, monolithical kernel bitch!
>uh but... please daddy init rename the devices
>daddy please wait on these processes
>daddy please load these drivers
>daddy i cant do a*****i T~T

error: xml syntax error opposing on line 5: z invalid utf-8

Just use UU***** or mail11.

This, from generation SmartPhone. I had a good laugh with this one.

https://www.reddit.com/r/linuxquestions/comments/1gddylp/help_this_computer_is_brand_new_arrived_yesterday/

As a 12 year old Japanese schoolgirl, I disagree, I use the terminal all the time

P123955
%s/old\ Japanese\ schoolgirl/handsome\ man/g

P123955
ok adm*n also stop spamming ur site with ur bots
thanks
ur poor overworked orbs

P123838
The computers went wrong when you made them for *****s. That’s when it went wrong. It’s like how many people, it’s like, “Ugh it’s a command line..” Ah, ***** you man. White people don’t mind it, ok? The white people are like, “Yeah it’s a command line. So what’s your point?” The *****s are all like, “Nooo! We don’t like the command line!” Here’s the difference in a white person and a *****: Do you like the command line? Ok, you’re a *****. ***** you. Get the ***** out.
- The Best Programmer To Ever Exist, King Terry

12of7 P124004
> P123838
> The computers went wrong when you made them for *****s. That’s when it went
> wrong. It’s like how many people, it’s like, “Ugh it’s a command line..” Ah, *****
> you man. White people don’t mind it, ok? The white people are like, “Yeah it’s a
> command line. So what’s your point?” The *****s are all like, “Nooo! We don’t
> like the command line!” Here’s the difference in a white person and a *****: Do
> you like the command line? Ok, you’re a *****. ***** you. Get the ***** out.
> - The Best Programmer To Ever Exist, King Terry


For I do not wish to appear controversial for this matter. I do appreciate Terry's dedications and hard work he put into the making of Temple OS. But, I must admit that Terry's orb manager, Temple OS, is the worse of the worse compared to Plan9.

P.S. King Terry = King Saucepan! (But not really)

kind regards,
George

write a average sized CRUD software, but in java
>java -xXXxXXXXXGCdisANDdat=3 -xXXxXXXXXreallyGCdisANDdat=5 -xXXXxxxxXXxxXxXXxXxXXxXXxXXXXXGCdisANDdat2=9 -jar %TMP%\lol\wtf.jar

pgrep -a java | wc -c
2053

Also, we should use UU*****-style bang paths to keep track of posts.
eg:

pending!misc!wtech!free

P122161
>pgrep

***** off ***** kys

There's actually a Reddit sub for Linux haters. Some of the stuff they say is pretty funny. Look at them struggle. Am I evil for being amused by this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/linuxsucks/

Imagine being sub-130IQ in today's computer-heavy world.

>net
>bsd
cucked n vuln city

P119360
I have tried pulling out of your mum

P119360
>[GNU] coreutils is great but don't some "obscure" distros not include it?
Not all linux is gnu/linux.

P119467
>cucked n vuln city
NetBSD had aslr 15 years before FreeBSD, it's the only chroot implementation that chw00t can't break out of (even OpenBSD is vulnerable), they're working on reproducible builds and have rump kernels which lets you isolate and sandbox hardware drivers. I don't know enough to recommend it but I wouldn't discount NetBSD security out of hand either.

P119933
>Lua
LambdaGPT confirmed

P119934
Legit there is a crypt called NanoGPT in cake wallet that you can use to pay for private GPT

Ouch.
Now how did it really happen? I can't believe heating a battery up would cause all that damage, and reliably. Did they have exposives in them? Could it be malware? Malware that can affect hardware is pretty rare.

P110855
More like McHael Knowles

Wonder how many smartphones they've done the same thing to.

P110426
>Did they have exposives in them?
Yes the pagers used two AA batteries. Mossad replaced one of the batteries with explosives.

>Could it be malware?
They probably modified the firmware to set off the explosive when it received a message from Mossad.

>Malware that can affect hardware is pretty rare.
Charlie Miller did some research on exploiting battery firmware to start fires with only software attacks. It's not impossible. Batteries don't explode though they catch fire and fizzle like fireworks.
https://infocondb.org/con/def-con/def-con-19/battery-firmware-hacking

P110937
>Wonder how many smartphones they've done the same thing to.
Having a smartphone will just get you drone bombed. They were using pagers specifically to avoid being tracked.

battery and even a cmos sized piece of C4 can do damage

>the value of a variable depends on where it's calculated
Take this example, which DEC/Compaq C happily compiles without a peep.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>code tags>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
/* Program to calculate the sum of array elements by
passing to a function. */
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>


float calculateSum( float num[], int length );


void main() {
float num[] = {23.4, 55, 22.6, 3, 40.5, 18, 10.1};
int length = sizeof( num )/sizeof( num[0] );
printf( "Array length is %d INSIDE main.\n", length );

printf( "Result is = %.2f\n", calculateSum( num, length ) );
exit( EXIT_SUCCESS );
}


float calculateSum( float num[], int length ) {
float sum = 0.0;
int flength = sizeof( num )/sizeof( num[0] );

printf( "Size of num is %d\n", sizeof( num ) );
printf( "Size of num[0] is %d\n", sizeof( num[0] ) );

printf( "Array length is %d in the FUNCTION.\n", flength );
for ( int i = 0; i < length; i++ ) {
sum += num[i];
}
return sum;
}

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>end code tags>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Array length is 7 INSIDE main.
Size of num is 8
Size of num[0] is 4
Array length is 2 in the FUNCTION.
Result is = 172.60

If you calculate the array length INSIDE the function it is used in, it produces a wrong value but in main() it's fine. Why? With C, it's always "Just Because". Behind the scenes arrays are just pointers to memory areas anyway.

At least modern GCC will warn you (in a round about way) that C is being retarded again:
pass.c: In function ‘calculateSum’:
pass.c:22:25: warning: ‘sizeof’ on array function parameter ‘num’ will return size of ‘float *’ [-Wsizeof-array-argument]
22 | int flength = sizeof( num )/sizeof( num[0] );
| ^
pass.c:20:27: note: declared here
20 | float calculateSum( float num[], int length ) {
| ~~~~~~^~~~~
pass.c:24:42: warning: ‘sizeof’ on array function parameter ‘num’ will return size of ‘float *’ [-Wsizeof-array-argument]
24 | printf( "Size of num is %d\n", sizeof( num ) );
| ^
pass.c:20:27: note: declared here
20 | float calculateSum( float num[], int length ) {
| ~~~~~~^~~~~

These two lines produce different results:
>int length = sizeof( num )/sizeof( num[0] );
>int flength = sizeof( num )/sizeof( num[0] );

So, you have to calculate the value when it's correct then pass the correct one in with the actual array instead of computing it inside the function. Why? Just Because. No wonder people have been trying to re-make this retarded language for the past 50 years. All this time I wasted on this brain damaged language I could have put into Python or Java instead and been that much better with those.

>acktuuullly....pointers are the power in C
>acktully C is great you just don't understand it
>acckktuuuulllyy it's a copy of the reference of the pointer to the reference of the pointer to the array's pointer...
kys

/bin/yes "I hate C!"

P110842
Go sit in the corner with the Lisp lover.

P110843
This one?

P110550
>float calculateSum( float num[], int length )
Nobody writes this. Meds.

>P110552
fpbp

P111270
>brony
10/10 would tap that ngl tbh iykyk

P111270
>Canada
-1
yeah everything that comes from them should be avoided

Problem?

thats for releases duh
but i wil say talk about sus they wont let me add my ssh key that was generated with 1488 rounds tbh straight up mid /wtech made by w*ggers

P108924

It's a sauxpae N stare

P108933
prob from Ian Dodrill. BET

P108942
+1

P109558

+Pan

P109562
+*****ual cis gendered white male using male poon web browser

The nu-linux user:

- uses either Ubuntu, Mint, or something similar
- can't get around without GUI
- only knows about Bash, rarely uses it (command line)
- doesn't know life w/o systemd
- prefixes all commands with 'sudo'
- talks about Docker all the time
- asks ChatGPT when he's stumped
- dual boots Windows
- is on a laptop
- worries about memory, yet has 32g+
- refers to manpages by those online websites instead of locally installed groff sources
- uses they/them when refering to other linux users when 99% of the time it's he/him

Lord help us. The future of Linux is rocky (no pun intended).

P103636
>- thinks you need Rufus to "burn" a USB stick
yeah and also

> thinks you need woeUSB to burn windows to a USB stick

all you need to do is mount it and extract it lol

P103653
Shut up faggot

This is Nu-Linux. This shit right here.

https://www.clearlinux.org/index.html

>Run container applications from Dockerhub.
>has a CoC(k) https://www.clearlinux.org/code-of-conduct.html
>Kubernetes is a leading container
>Linux Cloud
>lightweight hypervisor

P104972
Reminds me of Stellaris

php forums were never good

PHP forums were once The Thing.

The majority of the shit-traffic I get to my webserver is looking for PHP vulns.

why the hell cant this piece of crap just read the embedded tags? how can he not understand that if there is a poster.jpg embedded in the video file thats the *****ing poster? how can he not deduce that the metadata written under the embedded "title" tag is the *****ing title? what would be wrong with having it doing just that by default? the metadata is already there, for what purpose one should be required to make an additional text file and an external jpg file (dont forge to cut the "e" out of jpeg otherwise he won't even recognize it) for every video he has in his system? I really dont get the logic behind it, it really gets my jimmies rustled iykwim fambam nc

touch grass chuddie

Search optimization and being easy to port to websites?

Like, if you're storing a ton of videos, having a screen shot and title text file separate makes it a lot easier to host it on a website.

I didn't try the program, maybe I did at some time, I don't really know what program you're talking about, I'm just speculating about why someone would do that.

Is there a setting to disable those extra file creations?

this is how you add two numbers in the shell:
awk '^x~y*z-(z^z)+(&*)["LOL_\"x(bc\(de\))\"' | sed 'jf' | tr -abcd | xargs \{ ***** \} | less -Xyz +1FPPXPP
yeah it's not perfect, you think you're so smart? what is your alternative?

> bc
bc 1.07.1
Copyright 1991-1994, 1997, 1998, 2000, 2004, 2006, 2008, 2012-2017 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
This is free software with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY.
For details type `warranty'.
num1 = 7;
num2 = 10;
print "\nSum of numbers: ", num1 + num2

Sum of numbers: 17

Or, for those of us using VMS:
$ write SYS$OUTPUT 10 + 7
17

Move to /wtech/

Either

A) You got hacked
B) You tried to hack but can't

Either way it's pretty sad.

P105318
What?

P105318

>closes window
>clipboard lost

>didn't use xclip

true, i thought this only applied to old wm like motif, CDE turns out it still happens on modern linux desktops

I see it now. That might have been a security thing.

P105338


was it xclip or xclipboard it was like a small little orbware for temp clipboard storage.

P105340
nobody cares if you finally see it boomer, thats how [[[x11]]] works , and its *****ing dumb. no it has nothing to do with security not that thats a topic you can into

>$ cat /etc/services |grep quak
>quake 26000/t*****
>quake 26000/udp
aaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuwaaaahhhhh (soyjak noises) how do we know its legal to list the port numbers of a copyrighted product? do those numbers have a copyright? lyrics of songs have copyright so this could too!!!
what if the folder of the game is laid out like this? then it [bold:does!]
>cat assets/port.ini
># This file is copyrgith blah blah didnt read
># blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
># blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
># blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
># blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>[PortNumber]
>t*****port = 26000
>udpport = 26000
im also autistic and an avid UN*X user so i think that something being a file or not is what qualifies it as being an item of intellectual property
port numbers could be a trade secret because they lay out a certain way in physical memory that has subtle effects on cache management, branch prediction, and error correction. also, if you know the port number it can make it easier for hackers to reverse engineer the binary because they can search for that number and look up cross references. this can lead to distribution of viruses over the game servers

>yup sounds about right
>500 upvotes (or, equivalently, 500K views, before upvotes existed)
>nobody raises a question
>except one guy who writes half a sentence of disagreement and then gets banned, on a forum about lawnmowers
internet forum faggots in a nutshell

yeah, we also wouldnt want linux users to have a list of services they can then just conveniently connect to and hack

No quake here.

wnn4_Kr 22305/t***** wnn6_Kr #Wnn4 (Korean input)
wnn4_Tw 22321/t***** wnn6_Tw #Wnn4 (Taiwanse input)
wnn6_DS 26208/t***** #Wnn6 (Dserver)
dbbrowse 47557/t***** #Databeam Corporation
dbbrowse 47557/udp #Databeam Corporation

You probably have a defective OS.

P103209
okay boomer go write another IRC client in C
what advantage does this have over a real PL?
now it has RCE
yes, it is "fast" in a benchmark, which is entirely pointless since your memory bandwidth requirements is 10b/s
but then it's bottlenecked by either GTK or the terminal both garbage shit your brothers wrote (which actually does matter since your shit little IRC client gets dosed if someone writes a long line of text)

oh wait i'm thinking too hard, you just use C because it's "for real men", not any actual tangible reason

ironically i implemented all the DSP functions of a complete OS such as JPEG decoder using assembly and still never need C in my software
inb4 autists cry because I used "OS" in an unconventional way (modern desktop needs image decoders, doesn't matter where they are, they are essentially part of the OS even if provided by a 3rd party lib in user space)