Thread 63531 in /darkside/

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Sunrise, Parabellum
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P74449
You do realize that's a shitpost. It would be like pressing a pair of googly eyes onto literal dog shit and calling it a person.
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P75138
>I-it's just a joke, I s-swear!
Sure thing, dearest. [spoiler: We'll just ignore how she gave you virtually no attention compared to him in that thread.]

By the way, how's that doxing and killing of Jeffie coming along? Have you found anything interesting on me ever since exposing Lain as my alt?
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dig more
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Make empty threats more.
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P71081 is this you??

Thread 29135 in /darkside/

P29135 What Would Lambdanon Do as a Cult Leader? link reply
Suppose that one day, you wake up and find yourself in a position of power. In this thread, you magically become a cult leader with a substantial number of loyal followers you may bend to support whatever cause you profess. For more variable/creative thought, we'll give two scenarios to choose from.

In both scenarios:
~ Your followers are representative of the general population (local to you in scenario 1, global in scenario 2) in things like intelligence, education, income, skills, age, disabilities, et cetera. This means you'll have a minority of geniuses and retards, a minority of richfags and poorfags, and a minority of super-athletes and cripples. Most of your followers will be somewhere in between.
~ As an implication of the above, you can't (for example) have them fund anything outside of what X number of followers can reasonably fund, like 10,000 followers funding a space program to compete with NASA, nor can you have all of them be able to shoot with the precision of Ben Garrison when he encounters a ***** within just a day of training.
~ Ideology, on the other hand, is not representative of the general population. Your ideals can be as far from the Overton window as you'd like.
~ You may be seen as a kind of god by your followers, but you are still a mortal being with physical danger to worry about.
~ Governments and other organizations [bold: will] fight back if you try to attack them in ways they can see.

Scenario 1 (More realistic):
~ You have 10,000 followers to start with.
~ Your followers are almost exclusively in your area.
~ Your followers will leave behind their friends, families, and employment if that's what you and/or those you entrust with leading roles say to do, with almost no questions asked. However, most will question you and many will leave your cult at the suggestion of sacrificing their very lives for your cause if you try to go about it without sufficient tact and gradual radicalization.
~ Expanding on the above point, you must have an actual cause that you generally stay consistent with. Some contradictions are allowed here and there, but if you decide to completely flip everything your movement stands for upside down over a short period, you'll lose almost all of your followers.
~ Law enforcement agencies and/or militaries will go after you if any widespread criminal activity is discovered in your cult. The extent to which they will depends on how stigmatized the criminal activity itself is, and how widespread it is. If you have your followers sit around in some park smoking crystal meth as part of a ceremony every couple months, they probably won't do much more to you than they would any other hippie. If lots of your followers have *****ual relations with shotas and/or lolis in real life with your approval, you best have a really good plan to relocate in some third world shithole without anyone noticing. If you actually mobilize your followers against the government, the military will Waco you and every last follower of yours without any remorse or hesitation.

Scenario 2 (More on the side of morbid wish fulfillment):
~ You have 1,000,000 followers to start with.
~ Your followers are spread out internationally. They'll gladly move wherever you tell them to, to the best of their abilities.
~ Your followers will do anything, no matter how against their own conscience or sense of self-preservation, all for you. The only limit is that of their abilities.
~ This means that they are fully brainwashed, with little hope of ever leaving your cult voluntarily. You can say to make a massive lifestyle change one day, and then strongly advocate against it the next, and they'll still believe you are unfailingly right. They're in everything for you more than anything else.
~ Law enforcement agencies and/or militaries will turn a blind eye to almost anything that goes on in the community you create. The only way to sabotage this is by attacking them directly.

Some opening questions to stimulate the mind:
~ Would you try to expand your cult further than the initial number of followers you have, or would you keep whatever community you create heavily gatekept?
~ What would you have your followers believe? Would you have them proselytize to the people they know?
~ Would you let them keep their lives before they joined your cult, or would you have them huddle up in a private village where they're expected to get all of their needs from, contact with the outside world being frowned upon?
~ Would you try to mobilize your followers against other cults, organizations, or governments?
The above questions are just guidelines. You can expand on what you would do however you'd like.
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P29763
>it sometimes works, sometimes, not all the times, tho sometimes, it's good to take in account even if it wouldn't mean anything (just in case type of ordeal)
[insert common idiom about broken clocks here]
>don't even need to buy them used, you can just make them, that's how ez they are, expecially the older ones, you just need very good gunsmiths and specifical tools, carpenters would also be good if you make them out of wood
Interesting. I don't really know anything about this topic myself, but it is interesting to think of ways you could engineer a basic helicopter.
>yes, just don't buy tools or tool parts in bulk, buy them individually from different places at separate times, would hide that shit from the public,
Best to use cash and prepaid cards not tied to any member's (or anyone they're associated with) name, too.
12of7 P29889 link reply
>admin listened to my request
danke mr admin ^^
P29796
>I don't really know anything about this topic myself, but it is interesting to think of ways you could engineer a basic helicopter.
a basic-ultralight heli that would be able to carry 2 guys with 1 machinegun would be as easy as cake, just get a motorcycle engine that is very powerful, stick it to a driveshaft, get the controlls for the propeller, make the propeller very big to maintain momentum/kinetic energy and to have lots of lift, eighter complicate yourself with a double propeller system or regular anti-twerq system
helis aren't the simplest, planes are simpler, way simpler, do research
>Best to use cash and-
no ands, cash is the only way, otherwise ultraghey
P29918 link reply
>a basic-ultralight heli that would be able to carry 2 guys with 1 machinegun would be as easy as cake
P64368 link reply
I'd kill myself on the spot. One person relying on me is too much, but a whole cult with thousands of members would be unbearable.
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Leaving aside the obvious constant (having a harem of little boy and girl servants whom I'd dress *****tily and force to attend my every need).
Scenario 1:
First of all one would need to codify moral and ideological law. Take a page from the past, the Bible in specific: these are paramount to social cohesion and the proper functioning of this small cancerous cell as a focused organism. Make it worthwhile to stay in the cult for reasons other than the leader, create a sense of community and belonging that is not found in the outside world, which is the reason real cults work to begin with. Sojourn to land all could call their own, ideally in nature or worst case an abandoned town in some backwaters third world hellhole with easily bribed law enforcement, and give physical shape to this communion. Start organizing terrorist intelligence cells, brave warriors to come in contact with the outside world and take over key parts of the system, slowly but surely spreading in influence until it so becomes that in positions of power you need to belong to my cult in order to be allowed reign. You can even do this internationally, though with a quality stock of ten thousand, assuming you get 50 geniuses by generation, you could easily take over a country's political system before your lifetime. Of the rest let's assume that by the grassroots phase you get one or two thousand capable of terrorist action to destabilize the host system: from terror attacks to planting the idea the system does not work, make it harder for those who rule to stay while providing employment and benefits to those who unaware now become part of your cause. Maybe deal in drugs if you need money for more, but with such a large cell and the information already available it's not exactly challenging to achieve self sustenance. This justifies your position as great leader and the harem of little girls servicing you in public.
Scenario 2 is an expansion of the first but with much greater repercussions and with a freer degree of strategy. You can make your own culture and gain conscious followers if you start playing with symbols exerted by your power. You can lay out a global network of hitmen and drug dealers and aggressively take over the system if you bunker down and watch the storm pass. You are now Israel: anything is permissible. The game is yours. Spread your seed to the stars.
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