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Which color did you give Yuki?

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>17:10:13

You changed your time zone?

No, just no, I have nothing to say to you anymore. You also deleted your website, even with by writing "jeffie" to the torch search engine will not leave your website.
It's over bro.
I am actually surprised you decided to talk after what you wrote to visitor.txt.
I am not surprised at all to get meaningless chatgpt tweaked to bs replies.
You tell Yuki that he should come on, and then you don't mention that I am impatient?
Why should I care about Yuki? Is he 50% more human than you? Does he have great internet privacy skills? Is he eager to teach? Would he actually CARE about what he wrote and to whom?
No, defiantly not, none of your friends could be somewhat normal.

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>I just couldn't think someone was this braindead to actually adopt such fetish as an internet personality.
typical newfag tbh
actually no
normally newfags at least somewhat understand how the internet works
you dont even grasp such a basic thing
the fact you only ever used the internet before for plebbit and discuck is painfully obvious
>I am in the wrong for expecting <bunch of cringe nerd shit>
yes
youre a freakshow
also idk who tf psyoped you into thinking you can find anything like that online
the internet is for dank memes and porn
that is a widely known fact
youre gonna cry about it, but its the truth
idek why youre online tbh
i doubt you have the finer tastes and peace of mind needed to sit down and relax while enjoying some loli pornography
and you obviously lack the intellect to understand post-ironic humour
>writes so intricately and fun
uwu are you trying to flatter me?
it doesnt work
>Lamest fucking hobby dude.
said the guy who sits around for 8 hours just waiting to be verbally abused
>"who uses internet as an extension to their real life" - fucking everybody.
nah just retarded zoomers with no friends
and this is the real problem with them tbh
you have nothing going on in your shitty life so you come to cyberspace to use it as a surrogate
hence your fixation on being 'real'
>"tripfagging"
always funny seeing you use words you dont know the meaning of
>how is it possible to have a normal functioning conversation.
still with the normal convo fetishization?
maybe it is you who is the kinky one
>Hiding behind masks in an incoherent imageboard. Very intelligent.
the sign is a subtle joke
the shop is called "sneed's feed & seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed"
thus rhyming with the name of the owner, sneed
the sign says that the shop was "formerly chuck's"
implying that the two words beginning with "f" and "s" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "chuck"
so, when chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "chuck's fuck and suck"
>brain exercise
>how a person irl would work with your opinions
why are you exercising your brain to be stupid?
do you have a bimbo kink too?
thats ok, daddy likes dummy
>You seem so surreal
its almost like i exist outside of reality, right?
>Do you even try to think straight for 10m before you write to try to realize the situation better?
you arent worth the effort
>Or is this like a high octane game to you were you test your ability to write as much as sexual shit and curse words you can in the shortest timespan?
p much yea lol
>Also yet it is a coincidence I hadn't checked for hunderds of hours.
woooooooooow
hundreds of hours?
thats a looooong tiiiiime~
>Even a person that pretends to be the lowest of humanity ever should have a breaking point from where he decides to be real for a moment no?
yea
my breaking point is getting a picture of your waxed anus with my name and a timestamp on it
preferably with your foot soles on the shot too
then ill finally be as real as you want
>It's just a matter of time until I get things a bit more straight, then you will evaporate as a messy memory.
sure
like last time, right?
and the time before?
also the one before that?
>maybe this is the best thing he has to do
i was gonna say 'no u' as a joke, but nvm
you genuinely do not have anything better to do other than getting bullied online
>doing a women is not the supreme goal of every men
sounds like 99.999% industrially pure and concentrated copium coming from someone who has never known the warmth of a female, nor ever even made eye contact with one before
>hell if you actually new something about science you would know that everyone is different in many ways
oh yes, how could i forget le hecking science?
damn sorry, its just that it has been such a long time since i last watched rick and morty that now im even forgetting to trust the science when i wake up in the morning
remember that episode he says love is just a bunch of chemical reactions in the brain therefore its not real?
soooooo baaaaaaaaased *o*
even tho thats literally what the entire perception of reality is
yea rick has such a high iq, i wanna be just like him when i grow up
dont you?
you fucking dickless eunuch
if (You) knew anything about human nature besides reddit memes, youd know that men are hardwired to breed
we are all animals looking to spread our genes, billions of years of evolution ingrained this goal in the behavior or every living being
too bad human brains got big enough for them to meme themselves into thinking they arent made of carbon like every other lifeform here
although maybe that really is your reality
at this point i do not doubt you are a castrated irl
literally no balls
>you have defied reality for convenient conspiracies
owo whats my conspiracy?
that the internet is a place for philosophical conversations, cultural conversations, conversations that can only be achieved with different people from countries away?
nah, even i wouldnt go so deep into schizo territory

>8 hours has past fucko. Yuki you better wake the fuck up.
oh yea i forgot he isnt a complete nolifer and doesnt waste his time online everyday
personally i prefer to take weeks breaks at a time
he does it for a few days every few days instead
not that a fried-brain zoomer like you can understand what not being terminally online even is
>Two minuses is one plus. I found you, now I need something else.
schizo logic, but have fun chasing your own tail
im p sure we had this same exchange when you said you were leaving forever for the 2nd or 3rd time
btw, how did that go?
did you find all that intellectual stimulation you were looking for, or did that meaningless chase only brought you right back to me?
me in my rapecave
with my massive ogre cock

>See, this is what I mean, you can talk sensible, you just don't choose to.
please translate from schizo
>its the deep web saga, eventually I will end up in paradise... right?
how has it been working out so far?
as far as i can tell you only got your anus blown out in this saga
>10 more hours for the Yuki guy
lmao wouldnt it be funny if he lost his one shot at finally having a bf just bc he was busy not being complete dead weight irl?
id make fun of him forever and ever afterwards
>Anonymous text == 100% real life the way you interpret and want it to be.
please translate from schizo
>I have a physics test in a couple hours, wish me luck to redeem yourself.
you better still be in elementary school then
bc you do not have the iq needed to pass high school physics

>Ok, I figured it out.
my my, the smooth brain had a new bright idea
this should be funny
>You are just an addict Jeffie
yea
addicted to your boypussy
>you keep talking about the same things in the same way on the same kind of places over and over and over again
are you gangstalking me?
hahaha i knew it
all that talk about not reading my site anymore or my blog or not wanting to visit the places i go
all bullshit
you are obsessed with me and reading everything i post everywhere
my god, are you really that thirsty for ogre cum?
>I look at other normal social media, game and maybe ghetto addicts.
oh? so THAT is the kind of place you hang out on, huh?
that explains a lot
esp your dark skin
why youre so... (You)
>I can extrapolate that a lot of the deep web users are not immune to the internet addiction
jesus lol
is that the results of your deepweb imagine unironically using this term lmfao saga?
having to extrapolate info from a single person bc literally nobody wants to talk to you?
victor, youre pitiful
and youre gay
>there is basically null[sic] reason for me to stay here
>however...
>*bends over*
>*spreads his bubbly ass cheeks to reveal his pink butthole*
>i guess i can stay a while longer~
>you know, just while we wait for the other guy
>i-its not like i like you or anything! >///<
>if you dont mind me, that is
>i-i-i-i-i totally hate when you rape by bussy tho!!
>but ig i have no choice but to let you creampie me just this one last time (no, last time wasnt the last time fr, but now is)
>*proceeds to get his last few braincells anally fucked out of him*
you fucking cocktease
are you tempting me so much bc yk im doing nnn?
naughty naughty

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Ok, I figured it out.

You are just an addict Jeffie, that explains why your online behavior. You are addicted to the toxic internet culture, that explains why you keep talking about the same things in the same way on the same kind of places over and over and over again. Do you know how I made this link? I look at other normal social media, game and maybe ghetto addicts. You are addicted to the little .txt chaos. You are happy with it.

Now that I have concluded this, I can extrapolate that a lot of the deep web users are not immune to the internet addiction, but have rather developed and adopted a different flavor. But just like how atheism and theism is the same (one just has a minus, but keeps (is trapped in) the same way of thinking) your addictive toxic behavior is also not any different than the more widespread addictions.

Now that I can understand you better, there is basically null reason for me to stay here... however maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe just MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYBE Yuki is a .78% more interesting than you, and I know I am setting the standard very low here, if you don't mind I will stay here, as long as Yuki is bearable.
And if he finds me bearable ofc too.

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>i think i make it p clear that this is an ogre cave and that lost boys who end up here get ravaged by ogre dick

Ok, ok I'll admit, the signs were clear but I just couldn't think someone was this braindead to actually adopt such fetish as an internet personality.

I am in the wrong for expecting interesting and worthwhile conversations here such as philosophical conversations, cultural conversations, conversations that can only be achieved with different people from countries away. Some sort of companionship damn it, were both sides are serious about it and not in it to verbally "abuse" someone with .txt
For someone that (sometimes) writes so intricately and fun (like 2% of your words) I don't want to accept that you get a high when you practise your fetish with randoms online through text. Lamest fucking hobby dude. Reason I keep coming back here is you do surprise me. "who uses internet as an extension to their real life" - fucking everybody. Without "tripfagging" on your dumbass chans how is it possible to have a normal functioning conversation. Hiding behind masks in an incoherent imageboard. Very intelligent.

Each time I read your shit it is a brain exercise to think how a person irl would work with your opinions. You seem so surreal, you are like an interesting plot that never continues the story, just circles around conspiracy stories.

Do you even try to think straight for 10m before you write to try to realize the situation better? Or is this like a high octane game to you were you test your ability to write as much as sexual shit and curse words you can in the shortest timespan?

Also yet it is a coincidence I hadn't checked for hunderds of hours.

Even a person that pretends to be the lowest of humanity ever should have a breaking point from where he decides to be real for a moment no?

But you continue at proving me wrong, and lengthening the procedure. It's just a matter of time until I get things a bit more straight, then you will evaporate as a messy memory.

Until then Yuki, if you are fucking anything like jeffie, dude just fuck off, I mean then you wouldn't want to talk anyway, I am perplexed at why jeffie still keeps replying. I mean, maybe this is the best thing he has to do, other than banging women he hates so much. Jeffie, doing a women is not the supreme goal of every men, hell if you actually new something about science you would know that everyone is different in many ways, but you have defied reality for convenient conspiracies.

>dont worry, yuki should come online in a few hours
8 hours has past fucko. Yuki you better wake the fuck up.

>maybe its you who are using the internet incorrectly

Two minuses is one plus. I found you, now I need something else.

>maybe stop handing me over the shovel if you dont want me to keep digging

See, this is what I mean, you can talk sensible, you just don't choose to. But YOU have to keep digging until I find a new hole jeffie, its the deep web saga, eventually I will end up in paradise... right?

10 more hours for the Yuki guy

>maybe stop handing me over the shovel if you dont want me to keep digging

Oh of course. Anonymous text == 100% real life the way you interpret and want it to be.

I have a physics test in a couple hours, wish me luck to redeem yourself.

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dont worry, yuki should come online in a few hours
feel free to keep refreshing tho, ik you love it
ill entertain you for now



>I am not even sure why I expected a half decent chat group or whatever.
damn brat, we havent even begun yet and youre already complaining
rape correction is in order
sorry yuki, i wanted to leave him to you, but looks like ill need to discipline him some more
i dont mind my sloppy seconds, right?
well, not like you have a choice
i already spent 6 months stretching his boypussy

>I try to expect the least, but each time you introduce a new low Jeffie.
maybe stop handing me over the shovel if you dont want me to keep digging
>I sincerely hope to never ever having to cross a narcissist like you who also happens to be extremely stubborn and close minded.
<t. faggot who has been constantly f5ing my site for the past 6 months and is cognitively unable to take a joke
>Very coincidentally have you made this place the day I decided to check back on you.
yes, very (((coincidentally)))
site is down for like 2 weeks and you just so happened to check in the right day
totally not a regular tho
>Probably because I want to prove myself right.
its really a shame youre dead wrong then
its a whole ass attitude problem, but your ego is too bloated for you to consider that maybe its you who are using the internet incorrectly
thankfully, unlike you, i dont really give a shit about your opinion so feel free to stay wrong
ill have fun either way
this is what im talking about btw
you dont come here to have fun
you come here to bitch and whine and get angry
>That there IS something interesting and worthwhile on the deepweb.
you wouldnt know interesting and worthwhile even if it anally creampied you
srsly, go ahead and try to describe what 'interesting and worthwhile' even is to someone as obtuse as (You)
>But I am getting really impatient.
yea my access logs confirm this
>Not too quick, once a day.
not everybody is a worthless deadweight antisocial woodpusher like you
some of us have girls to sniff irl
i could maybe make it like once a week
but you are too boring to talk to, literally no insight behind anything you say
so i have zero reason to waste my time talking to you if im not gonna bully you
you should just accept that you are basically a female and thus the only way you can get attention is by spreading your legs
>BUT A REAL ASS REPLY.
you cant handle real
you want fake nice and pretend that you are some sort of unique and interesting individual
you arent
every other faggot that i bullied into suicide was exactly like you
>Tomorrow I will check this website again, and if I don't find your reply satisfying, than the end.
yea this time 100% totally for real no take backsies (round 2)
also
>tomorrow
<keeps refreshing every 5 seconds
kek
>neither of us had a pleasant experience
speak for yourself, nigger
i had a blast buttblasting your butt
but yea i cant imagine taking ogre cock up your shitter feeling that great
but i can say your tight boycunt was awesome
>The name "victor" is probably a name that jeffie generated with a random name generator but I am surprised that he chose it.
it is truly
utterly
absolutely remarkable how fucking braindead retarded you are
seriously
i basically gave it away last time i talked to you
you call yourself 'visitor'
and 'victor' is the closest real person name to that
this is not rocket science
why are you so stupid?
>Add the Y of yuki and you got "victory". For someone he cares so little about, it is an ironic name.
what a schizo
>untrustworthy person like jeffie
when did i ever betray your trust?
i think i make it p clear that this is an ogre cave and that lost boys who end up here get ravaged by ogre dick
its not my fault that you are too dumb to keep hoping to ogre will ever not pump you full of ogre cum when you visit
are you addicted to receptive anal sex or something?
>I am not skilled enough to jump onto another anonymous messaging system. I can't even set up znc damn it
it must really suck to have sub70 iq
how the fuck did you ever get to i2p?
i bet it was the browser bundle for (((windows)))
no way a techlet like you could do it the right way

>I am here to experience new perspectives, talk with interesting people.
no youre here seeking attention and affirmation
when you meet someone with a new perspective you immediately shutdown and throw a tantrum
>The internet is too big and finding someone decent to talk to regularly is so difficult, that it just isn't worth it anymore.
skill issue
i have several e-friends to shitpost with
not even that hard to find
im masquerading as a female in a female-oriented ib and it only took me a few days to make friends there
maybe if you werent so insufferable and autistic then someone else would be able to put up with you
>We are incompatible.
my dick is p compatible with your ass tho
all those months of training left your poopchute shaped like my cock
>anon friend
you literally do not understand what that means
please refrain from being a baka in the future, thank you
>an incoherent mess of deluded ideas.
literally you
>Or if you really are "gaybedocel god who wants a stupid bf" just write a big ass textwall only understandable to jeffie, and you will spare me the long term disappointment.
im really proud of my work with you
look at how jaded you already are
remember when you still had a sparkle in your eyes and hopes and dreams for the future?
so adorable
now i left you with dead empty eyes and a bleak outlook on the internet
i love being evil
its so satisfying



anyway now you see the sort of shit i have to deal with, yuki?
its as if denpa and hikari had a child with down syndrome
and the child never interacted with another human being before
then decided that the internet is the perfect place to sneed
just take this shit off my hands plz
im tired of being constantly harassed for attention
id rather be talking to women than to this thing

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I am not even sure why I expected a half decent chat group or whatever. I try to expect the least, but each time you introduce a new low Jeffie. I sincerely hope to never ever having to cross a narcissist like you who also happens to be extremely stubborn and close minded.

Very coincidentally have you made this place the day I decided to check back on you. Why did I do this? Probably because I want to prove myself right. That there IS something interesting and worthwhile on the deepweb. But this speculation has gone horribly. The rational thing to do now is to just put down the deep web adventures, but fuck it. The anonymous playing environment the deepweb provides is a bit addicting. And what could go wrong to play a silly game further.

But I am getting really impatient.

One thing in the bullshit fanfic you write that is somewhat true is that I want a quick reply. Not too quick, once a day. BUT A REAL ASS REPLY. This is a fucking chat group I don't want to waste my time. Tomorrow I will check this website again, and if I don't find your reply satisfying, than the end. I wasted too much time with jeffucker already and neither of us had a pleasant experience (except that I discovered a new low in humanity).

I met Jeffie, because some cool guy I met on i2p left a website of him and disapeard. His legacy has ended me with you, "yuki".
The name "victor" is probably a name that jeffie generated with a random name generator but I am surprised that he chose it. Add the Y of yuki and you got "victory". For someone he cares so little about, it is an ironic name.

It is already very irritating to depend on a untrustworthy person like jeffie but then again, I am not skilled enough to jump onto another anonymous messaging system. I can't even set up znc damn it (I feel like I am figuring it out tho).


Anyways, in the end, I am here to experience new perspectives, talk with interesting people. The internet is too big and finding someone decent to talk to regularly is so difficult, that it just isn't worth it anymore. How do you know jeffie?

If the description of jeffie about you is even remotely true (as in you are as "crazy" as him) than just don't bother man. We are incompatible.

I just want to chat, make an anon friend even maybe, but I can't be a friend with an incoherent mess of deluded ideas.

So yeah, if you really are going to be real with me, just start with a introduction man. Or if you really are "gaybedocel god who wants a stupid bf" just write a big ass textwall only understandable to jeffie, and you will spare me the long term disappointment.

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hello homos, cupid here
let me make a basic introduction before you start having gay sex with one another

yuki
the gaypedocel god of the shota reich
severe autism (the fun kind)
he used to have extreme opsec schizophrenia before i groomed it out of him
prolly bullied at school
will take literally 3 years to write one teeny tiny textwall
used to be a gvol on nanochan <- actual badge of shame
prolly secretly still into woowoo shit
one of the designated milkers of the schizocow
lives with his (((mom)))
wants a cute clingy whiny yandere bf, preferably one that is really fucking stupid and gullible and underage

victor
cute and clingy and whiny, also really fucking stupid and gullible and most likely underage too
severe autism (the boring kind)
submissive and breedable masochist
certainly bullied at school
a hot female teacher once came onto him and he thought he was gonna score, but she just pegged him instead and got him addicted to anal stimulation
has a sad empty meaningless life so he goes on the internet to get verbally abused by strangers to add a bit of spice to it
i bet his butthole is small and pink, prolly has sensitive nipples too
massive emo, thinks his teenage angst makes him unique
is growing out his hair bc he thinks it makes him look cuter (totally not gay tho)
will write textwalls about shit nobody cares about and expect a reply in less than 5 seconds or he will throw a shitfit (literally me!)

these introductions should be more than enough for you two to be into each other
no need to thank me for playing matchmaker